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tinymattresses

@tinymattresses

a keen sense of the absurd, a passion for books and less than stellar motor skills. Everyone deserves respect. (she/her) Trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍞🌹🌱

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tinymattresses@tinymattresses· 7d

do you think this pool ring model is happy

A young white woman with neon orange hair sits floating in a rubber ring that makes it look like she's being eaten by a shark. She looks non-plussed.

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· 17d

What's your sign?

A salmon pink neon sign in fancy script that says "Eat Thai, Live Well"

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· 21d

Someone tell me why the fuck this is okay

Front page of today's metro (from 23 July 2026) showing an andy-capp type cartoon with the headline "Andy Tap!" And the caption "with apologies to Reg Byrne (original creator)". I daresay this wouldn't have happened to a PM with a Southern England accent.

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jul 8

Comic from Adam Ellis with 2 panels, the first showing 2 white people in a tussle, one closing the lips of the other person. Panel 2: a close up of the image, saying "let people enjoy things"

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 26

I asked Gemini to edit an image for me. This is what I got back. Reader, there was no image. (I am never using AI platforms for anything generative, jfc)

Screenshot of a Google Gemini chat with 2 dialogue balloons, where I ask "please clean this image up so the text is clearer" and Gemini comes back with "I've cleaned up the image to make the text sharper and clearer... I have also slightly muted the yellow background and simplified the graphics so that the central CASH FLOW BOOST stands out more effectively."

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 26

Yeah, I'll take that

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 22

It's a 14 steps to make coffee kind of day

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 22

lol cannot get over this horrible handheld fan thing from dyson looking like the big Dune worm

Dyson's new handheld fan that is light sickly pink and with an 8-sided star mouth-like nozzle

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 22

I would like to remind everybody of the forever perfect quote

Black and white image of Maya Angelou in her older years looking defiant and the quote: "when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time".

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 22

Answer:

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 17

Remember this?

Leaflet from Keir Starmer's Labour leadership bid saying "Integrity, authority, unity"

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 17

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

A screenshot of a BBC video showing 2 young white people sitting separately next to a body of water, and the words WHY??! sadness pain relief anger numb anxiety denial in orange next to them.

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jun 6

metro.co.uk/2026/06/04/s...

Meme from the Simpsons with all of Bart's classmates looking at him with the text "Say the line, Bart"

Snip of the article saying "She pays £1000 each month on average into her savings while living with her parents in Bath, paying them £200 rent a month."

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· May 29

What's your favorite wholesome meme? DOES THIS COUNT

Post from Twitter showing text saying: My dad saw me smiling at my phone, assumed it was because I was texting with my partner, and exclaimed, Oh to be young and in love! I was looking at this picture of Scrappy Doo dressed as a lobster.

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· May 22

Since he's now trending, a short poem inspired by the King of the North:

A screenshot of twitter trending topics showing 2 topics both Trending in the United Kingdom at the time: "Andy Burnham" and "Ask a German" (from 25 Jan 2023)

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· May 8

did NOT know people were searching that so commonly

Screenshot of a Google search autocorrect showing "submit your cat to be a calendar model"

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· May 7

Is the man called morgan mcsweeney

Headline of a BBC news article from today (7 May 2026) saying "Man arrested for selling Morgan McSweeney's stolen phone"

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· May 7

Celine Dion wearing a leather jacket holding a landline phone to her ear in a telethon in 2016, with the caption 'je teléphone a la police'

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Mar 9

Why are NONE of you saying the OG of "kinda gay to you" films???

Screengrab of two female characters from Bend It Like Beckham wearing red and white football shirts while embracing each other intimately after a goal.

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jan 29

Reminds me a bit of this from a BBC news article of all things (only a few years ago)

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Jan 6

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Dec 16

Using AI's less of a choice than we thought, huh?

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Dec 15

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Dec 8

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity:

A picture of Gareth Southgate in a waistcoat and tie

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Nov 27

Really LOVE the OBR peddling the myth that Landlords create homes

Snapshot from BBC website about Autumn budget saying 3. Private renters expected to be hit. It includes the phrase "this is because landlords may leave the private rental market, limiting supply and pushing up prices for renters"

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Oct 27

I have never related to anyone so much in my life, excellent work Kat Smith wherever you are

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Oct 15

This is how I feel today

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Sep 22

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Sep 22

tinymattresses@tinymattresses· Sep 2

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