I don’t believe you.

This is begging for a “90% off” sticker.

God dammit, Nashville Walmart.

Game day.

I think I’m as excited as the kids.

Banner day for the “all sports are college football” crowd.

I hate it here.

Don’t ask how I did on the rest of it, but this is the first time I’ve managed this.

A note in the 12 yo’s 6th grade report card. As a student, he is exactly me.

The 6yo very proudly told me that he dressed up for me today.

ArTiFiCiAl InTeLlIgEnCe WiLl TaKe OvEr EvErYtHiNg

My strategy: 1) Never pick a center earlier than 5th unless it’s Wilt. 2) Reroll team anytime you get a non-Wilt 60s team. 3) Reroll decade anytime you get non-60s Warriors.

My wife’s favorite. It’s Murder She Wrote but they’re gardeners who use their gardening expertise to solve murders.

This gives you the idea.

So 82-0 without Wilt is not possible, is what this is telling me.

Even non-peak Wilt is a cheat code.

And boom goes the dynamite.

Complete bullcrap. Young Karl Malone’s development is set to turbo playing with the rest of these guys.

Ok there’s a pretty fun alternate game here.

LeBron is a cheat code.

It is alarming how addictive this is.

BREAKING: Marty McFly … would actually probably play the Freedom 250 Celebration.

So 60 Minutes is a brand now, not a show? Like ESPN on ABC.

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

My little brother, a Jaguars die-hard, texted me right here that “We’re going to the Super Bowl!” He is also a Magic die-hard. Please pray for him.