Kim K 🏳️‍🌈

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He/him Born/raised in Tkaronto, on the land most often referred to as "Canada". Here because 5 other social media platforms weren't enough.

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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· 7d

Four panel comic showing a bowl of orange soup in a white bowl with a spoon sitting in the soup and leaning against the bowl on one side. Only the handle of the spoon is visible and the end of the handle has a face which is speaking.
Frame 1: "Just doin' my job, ready to serve!"
Frame 2: "Hey this soup feels so nice and warm..."
Frame 3: The spoon has slid down into the soup with only the end of the handle now visible. "Think I'll just slide down a bit"
Frame 4: Only the very tip of the spoon with the eyes is still visible. "Aw ye-"

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· 12d

This one was in reference to a Star Wars fan with a terminal diagnosis, whose dying wish was to see the latest Star Wars film before his death; special arrangements were made for an advance screening just for him.

Tweet from Ken Jennings, from November 10, 2015: "It can't be a good sign that every fan who has ever seen the new Star Wars movie died shortly thereafter."

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· 12d

I can't find Ken Jennings' actual post(s), but apparently he's a transphobe. And people are surprised? He has always been a horrible person.

Tweet from Ken Jennings from September 22, 2014: "Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· 28d

Comic strip in four frames by www.mrlovenstein.com.
Frame 1: Tomato is arriving and asks, "Can I join the Berry Club?" Strawberry, sitting on the ground with Raspberry and Blueberry, answers, "Sorry Tomato, berries only."
Frame 2: Tomato holds up a note to Strawberry, and says "Actually, according to this article I AM a berry and you're not." Strawberry replies, "That's not possible! 'Berry' is right in my name!"
Frame 3: Strawberry is reading the article with one hand to his head, exclaiming, "No! This can't be! Accessory fruit?? What the hell is that?! What am I?!" Raspberry chimes in, "I'm not a berry either?!!"
Frame 4: Strawberry is now sitting in the distance looking unhappy, while Banana, Watermelon, and Tomato, with smiles on their faces, now sit with Blueberry. Blueberry comments, "These are strange times for Berry Club. Strange times..."

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· Jul 10

I just posted this for my oldest sister.

Meme from Jake (@squidslippers) which says: We really should make "oldest kid in the family day" where we all celebrate the oldest kids and thank them for taking one for the team and letting their parents use them as guinea pigs when it comes to parenting. You're the real MVPs.

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· Jul 4

One of my favourite memes:

Photo shows a minivan painted as the Mystery Machine from the Scooby Doo cartoon. The van is parked on a residential street with snow on the ground. The van's front hood is open and the entire front of the vehicle is engulfed in flames.
In the comments, user "RuinedChildhood" writes, "Jinkies". "EdgeBug" writes "Zoinks". "StarScreamsSwayingHips" writes "Jeepers". "AndIAmBurdenedWithGloriousFeels" writes "Ruh-roh". "Copper-Coal-Fueled-Elephants" writes "Fred stands in silence for he has no catchphrase."

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· Jun 13

For many years these twin buildings at Don Mills Road and Green Belt Drive were, to me, the Q*Bert buildings.

Photo of twin buildings behind trees, at Don Mills Road and Green Belt Drive in Toronto. The buildings both have a diagonal pattern of squares that step back from the front corner to the opposite back corner. The surface is reminiscent of the old arcade video game, Q*Bert.

Kim K 🏳️‍🌈@tkimk· May 26

After raising 6 kids with many consecutive station wagons, my dad bought a 1978 Firebird Formula, just like this one (internet photo). Same colour but our rims were not colour-matched. My dad and I shared similar tastes; we thought the Trans-Am was gaudy and over-the-top. I loved this car. Still do.