That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys

@tmcatee

Phyllis Schlafly's worst nightmare even before I've had my first sidecar. Married to a really awesome man who didn't realize what a shitty deal he was getting before he said yes. With me, you don't get what you want, you get what you deserve!

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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· 17d

The shocked look on the faces of the audience during Springtime For Hitler

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· 17d

Not only will I not give you money, I just sent $100 to your primary opponent, @bhennrich.bsky.social You voted for the SAVE Act, Representative, then took a shot at trans kids. You don't need yet another shot to fuck up

Rep. Heidi Glusenkamp Perez asking for money.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jul 4

For those looking to build up their block list...

Someone who didn't buy Orange Man Bad in 2024 and still, like a maga, can't admit they fucked up.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jul 3

LMAO... There are many things more pathetic starting w The Telegraph and everyone who works there. We're all enjoying the fact that we live rent free in their heads!

The Telegraphs Stephen Pollard asks if there is anything more pathetic than a Bluesky user.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jul 2

As @stangunn.bsky.social noted, there's really nothing funnier to write about this than the poster itself.

Dorks who are having a conference about 'muscular Christianity'.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jun 29

So much for this fucking guy fucking off...

Mary Peltolas dumbass campaign thought using James Carville as a fundraising prop would help.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jun 23

Black women can win a statewide race in Texas, even being outspent. But you have to run a real campaign.

Staci Williams vs Brandy Voss in a TX D primary. Williams, who is black, won with 65.1% of the vote.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jun 15

Complete failure of imagination, Gav

Gavin Newsom doesn't want to tear down the ballroom because 'what do you rebuild in it's place'?

How about a new East Wing with badly needed office space?

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jun 14

Hochul>Abbott

A tweet from Gov Hochul owning Gov Abbott who tweeted a stupid AI generated image of him in a Spurs uniform dunking on Hochul who is in a Knicks uniform while Trump looks on laughing.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Jun 7

Am I the only one who reads 'HR lady' as 'Fa**ot'?

Matt Stoller "Graham Platner represents a rejection of Dem HR lady politics"

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 27

Senator John Cornyn's cuck chair

comfy chair in the corner of a room, perfect for a cuck

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 19

It's not lite corruption, it's full flavor corruption now with even more fat!

AAG Todd Blanche gives a get out of jail free card to Trump and Family for all their tax dodges

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 19

A sample

ML Jeffries publicly attacking Sen Tuberville and Rep Fine for their racist rhetoric about Muslims.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 16

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 15

May God forgive me because I know none of you will...

Rabbits/Bunnies for sale as pets or meat sign from Roger and Me

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 14

Screen Cap of the Spotify listing for Peaches Fuck the Pain Away

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 10

Aight... Donald Trump is so fat during a full moon he turns into a were-house. Season is open!

Donald Trumps posts a JB Pritzker is fat cartoon which of course prompts me to make a fat joke about Donald Trump.

The seaons is open, friends! Mix it the fuck up

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 8

I can hear those people who bought in the 90s talking about averaging down and how they're in it for the long term.

5 year chart of Trump Media and Tech Group (DJT) which has gone from a high around $100/share in 2022 to its current price, around $9/share

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 2

The rest of the trash...

Tom Steyer is the human version of a stone in your shoe.

All that money and shit mail? Come on, man.

I wanted to fucking like this guy, but PG&E didn't spend money trying to beat him. probably because his crack team did such a lousy job of promoting him in this piece they knew he wasn't going anywhere

What you gonna do on gas,bro? Drill, Baby, Drill or are you going to fly to Islamabad to meet with the Iranians and sort Trump's fuckup?
And universal coverage...weak sauce straight outta 2010

Yes, Washington is broken and one person out of 435 has the answer! How will she get the other 434 to listen?

I smell disappointment in the air!

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· May 2

The best political mail I received today was this hit on Anne Kepner. And she now has my vote because any candidate PG&E and Edison spend money to defeat is one I earnestly fucking support. I'm going to set up a mail shop here. Clearly the people running campaigns don't know WTF they're doing.

PG&E thought I should know Anne Kepner 'approved' a resolution allowing police to use military equipment on community college campuses. It's bullshit.

PG&E wants you to choose a better Democrat, and they'll lie about the one who wants to hurt them.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 29

Who wants to tell him...

Brad Parscale thinks SCOTUS gutting the VRA means more R seats, and he's probably right in the short term. In the long term, it means far more competitive districts even if you gerrymander on a partisan basis.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 29

Meanwhile, on LinkedIn, the social media platform for business! Personally, I think the whole thing was staged by Bari Weiss to make Dookiepill look brave and, once more, Bari's planning was for shit.

allegedly, the white house knew all about the correspondents dinner shooter.

Take 2,905 in a series of infinite theories with no proof

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 28

This is like a rainbow that leads to an actual pot of gold in the parking lot of a Waffle House. You're still going to have to fight some folks for that gold, but after you beat them, you can have a really good pecan waffle!

🟦All voters: Talarico +5
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🟦Democratic: Talarico +86
🟦Independent: Talarico +25
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🟥Non-college: Paxton +4
🟦College: Talarico +14

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 26

I completely forgot to mention...these are hella gross.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 24

Yes, unilateral disarmament is the way to go, Brian. www.wvtf.org/news/2026-04...

Brian Cannon was among Democrats who were part of the No Gerrymandering Virginia effort. He said he’ll still vote for Democrats despite Scott’s comments, but he also stands by his vote.

“The pushback we need to have around this country is to win free and fair elections and reinforce our Democratic norms," Cannon said. "And Democrats, to win the House, don’t need to cheat.”

Whatever, Brian.

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 18

Trump is weighing a deal to pay Iran 20 bn to give up their nuclear material. No word on why the geniuses representing us before this began didn't fucking think of that

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 15

Judge Staci Williams, 101st District Court, Dallas County, Texas with some jackass.

Judge Williams looking fantastic while I look rode hard thanks to a day of travel. After an event in Dallas on April 14th, 2026

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 13

Straight up blasphemy

Trump posted a picture of himself as Jesus

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 5

John Water holding a sign at a No Kings protest that says 'Trump Ruined Bad Taste'

That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys@tmcatee· Apr 3

Waffle House... folks who, well, have been through some things, probably that fucking night. Cracker Barrel...