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Ailbhe

@toastpoast

(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

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Ailbhe@toastpoast· Apr 30

Peace in our time, inshallah 🙏

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Ailbhe@toastpoast· Apr 25

When I first stated keeping a journal I thought it would be a fun bit to put shitposts in there like they were inspirational quotes. It didn’t last but here’s one for this day in 2022

“you know who was really really good at stopping the boats was the ottoman fifth army, absolute anzac spirit on those guys”
Twitter user @AliceAvizandlum,
5:01 PM; Dec 31, 2019

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Apr 25

The ‘Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?’ meme

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Apr 21

Toast likes to sleep in this basket, which I’m pretty sure makes it a bread basket

A tortoiseshell cat sleeping in a wicker basket

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Mar 29

I keep seeing this ad on my Instagram feed and every single time I think it’s a transition timeline instead of an ad for frames

On the left, a man in a beige sweater and glasses. On the right, a woman in a beige sweater and glasses

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Mar 27

Whenever I went to my grandpa’s house as a kid, he would give me and my brother a bucket of US army vehicles from WWII to play with; which explains a lot about why we both turned out the way we did (autistic)

A US army M3 armoured car

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Mar 26

Seeing this model yesterday awoke some deep-seated memory, but it wasn’t until someone else pointed out that it’s a US M3 that it clicked for me…

A centaur armoured car from Warhammer 40K. It looks a lot like a US army M3

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Mar 14

A second trench crusader, Ludwig (R) joins my first, Jürgen (L)

Two plastic miniatures wearing Prussian WWI uniforms

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Feb 24

Now *that’s* a knight!

A knight destrier from Warhammer 40,000. It’s a giant mecha that looks somewhat like a medieval knight

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Feb 15

A giant beetle lying on its back in bed saying “Oh Hell Yes. Oh Fuck Yes.”

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Feb 13

I’m on that list too! I put them on mine

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sloppy little piggies who love their ai slop

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Feb 12

I just finished building my first little guy for Trench Crusade!

A plastic miniature of a bald, moustached man. He is wielding an axe in one hand, a trench club in the other

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Feb 9

Iguanodon!

An illustration of an iguanodon stabbing another dinosaur in the neck with its thumb spikes, captioned “TALK DUMB, GET THE THUMB”

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Jan 29

logging on

A tortoiseshell cat sitting on top of a computer tower. She is dangling her front paws over the edge

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Jan 2

“…we assume sentience IS speech” god damn George Lucas was accidentally prescient here

Screenshot from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) of Qui-Gon Jinn saying “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent”

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Jan 1

My blåhaj arrived while I was in the middle of building wardollies and I wanted to show people immediately

Some partially assembled plastic miniatures on a green cutting mat, along with piece of paper with the words WET GOOP DON’T BOOP written on it. Behind this tableau is a plush shark toy

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Dec 30

It’s a beautiful day so Toast is enjoying some outside time

A tortoiseshell cat wearing a harness and leash. She is climbing from a leafy branch onto a sheet of corrugated metal

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Dec 27

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Dec 8

You want me to stream my music on Qobuz? The guy who almost got everyone killed by stormtroopers in Mos Eisley?

Ralph McQuarrie art of Garindan, the kubaz spy. He is an alien with a long snoot wearing goggles and a black hooded cloak

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Dec 3

Adonis at Stonewall (1969, colourised)

An orange cat throwing a brick towards the camera, captioned with the word ‘Brick’

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Dec 1

Three men gathered around a painting declaring “I’ve had enough of this dude”. The painting is of Derek Guy

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Nov 30

‘Something wrong, yank?’ screenshot from The Simpsons S6 E16 Bart vs Australia

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Nov 11

The jester’s set from Dark Souls 2. It’s a typical red and yellow quartered jester’s outfit with a creepy mask

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Oct 27

Thanks!

a hotel room covered in blood with the caption "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Oct 24

The album cover for Deftones’ ‘Diamond Eyes’; a white owl with its wings spread in a black background

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Oct 20

I achieved an important milestone in my transition today (my blåhaj arrived)

A blåhaj shark plushie on a table surrounded by some partially assembled warhammer figures

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Oct 12

The only slop I recognise is what hogs eat

A black pig with slop on their snout

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Sep 13

A tortoiseshell cat sitting on top of a computer tower

A tortoiseshell cat sitting on top of a computer tower

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Sep 2

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

A photo of a ferret with the caption “noises and what they mean”

Ailbhe@toastpoast· Aug 31

A white cat sitting in a grey plastic bucket