Toby (@tobasmuss) · DIRTY

Toby

@tobasmuss

International feline superstar and MD of Tobasmuss Ink, publishers of quality fiction such as 'End of a Century' by Paul Carnahan

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Toby@tobasmuss· 4d

Our window cleaner left us a note saying he’s increasing his prices, and I do NOT approve.

Toby@tobasmuss· 7d

It’s Whiskers Wednesday, apparently, but I just wanted you to know I have these every day - not just on Wednesdays.

A handsome black and white cat with impressive white whiskers

Toby@tobasmuss· 8d

Tuesdays are for lounging. As are Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays-Mondays (inclusive).

A very loungy and very handsome black-and-white cat

Toby@tobasmuss· 17d

Handsomeness turned up to 12.

An absurdly handsome black and white cat

Toby@tobasmuss· 19d

Practicing my new over-the-shoulder version of Blue Steel.

A handsome cat lies on a wood floor, looking over his shoulder with an intense expression

Toby@tobasmuss· 21d

Ever feel like you’re being watched?

A brown Devon Rex cat observes a fluffy black and white cat as he lies on his favourite soft-pad-and-tray combo.

Toby@tobasmuss· 22d

My exercise regime - please feel free to adapt it to your own lifestyle, but do seek professional medical advice first.

A chunky black and white fluffy cat lies on his back on a patterned rug, looking serene.

Toby@tobasmuss· 23d

January 12, 2023: When Lily’s tail was bigger than me.

Toby@tobasmuss· 24d

Perfect paws.

A handsome black and white cat shows off his white paws.

Toby@tobasmuss· 24d

Thank you for your understanding. Please enjoy this bonus picture of me in a dreamy realm.

A strangely lit picture of a strangely handsome cat.

Toby@tobasmuss· 24d

Hallo! I have been very busy being handsome, so I can only apologise for my recent absence from the information superhighway. Here is a picture of me being handsome.

A handsome and very fluffy black and white cat.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jul 1

I have refined and perfected the art of peepsing. You are welcome.

A handsome black and white cat peepses the camera, with his head tilted at a ridiculously cute angle.

A handsome black and white cat peepses the camera from behind a dining table.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 27

Watching.

A big black and white cat watches a smaller brown cat, who is watching something else.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 25

Thereby hangs a tail…

A long haired black-and-white cat lies on a cat tree with his big fluffy tail hanging straight down

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 24

How to stay cool in hot weather pt2:

A very fluffy black and white cat cools his paws in a shallow bath.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 24

How to stay cool in hot weather:

A big fluffy black and white cat lies on his back on a patterned rug, showing off his magnificent tummy

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 22

The weather is hot. I am cool.

A furry black and white cat chilling on a blue carpet.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 14

Trying out a new look.

A less than pleased fluffy black and white cat wearing the polystyrene protector from a Chinese apple as a hat

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 9

I’ve been to see my stylist, hence the 180% increase in my handsomeness.

A fuzzy black and white cat with big round eyes.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 5

Another busy day.

A big fluffy white foot in focus, with the rest of the fluffy black and white cat lying on an orange blanket.

Toby@tobasmuss· Jun 3

Happy Whiskers Wednesday!

A fluffy black and white cat with extravagant white whiskers.

Toby@tobasmuss· May 29

Guess who.

Cutest kitten IN THE WORLD.

Toby@tobasmuss· May 28

2/2

Toby@tobasmuss· May 28

From the archives: May 28, 2025 - the greatest battle ever seen. I won. 1/2

Toby@tobasmuss· May 28

Is breakfast ready yet? What about now?

A fluffy black and white cat peeps over the top of a dining table.

Toby@tobasmuss· May 23

Blue steel returns.

A handsome black and white cat stares piercingly at something or other

Toby@tobasmuss· May 18

It can’t be Monday again already, can it? I’m staying in bed.

A fluffy black and white cat lies on his cat bed, caught in mud-yawn.

Toby@tobasmuss· May 17

Twice the lounging power. Twice the cuteness.

Two cats lounging on separate levels of a cat lounging tree.

Toby@tobasmuss· May 14

Happy Purrsday! (Volume up!)

Toby@tobasmuss· May 12

Tall boy.

A fluffy black and white cat (though you can’t see any of the white bits in this photo) stands up to look out of a window.