Every vampire has been dubbed over by Count Chocula

Why are people like this

I’ve discovered a passion for teaching history

Has anybody 3D printed this yet

I don’t get enough meals delivered to have a cup ring on the front step. I don’t know why you would ask me about that.

Yeah I don’t think they’re gonna let me in.

Lecturing about what a billion means is my least favorite category of internet content. Jesus Christ.

I’m a bit of a photographer myself

I’ve had a Steam console forever. It’s alright.

Extremely distracting shot composition here.

It was a kayak day

Rocket Ranger did FPS too,including jetpack dogfights, interestingly. I don’t know for sure that it was a GOOD game, but I sure loved it.

Had some non-believers over on Threads.

Ah bummer. I won't make Senior until Jim in the living room dies or retires.

Never run a blog.

Any similarities to real places or events are strictly coincidental. #gamedev #godot

Should be fine

Added random jabs and straights today. #godot #gamedev

Update: forgot to retrieve the sock before the rain started

Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Christian church

Over the weekend I started playing around with the idea of making a reflecting pool themed beat-em-up in the style of Renegade for NES using the Godot engine, and would you believe that's been unexpectedly time intensive?

My dog stole my sock and took it outside

That Was Fast: The Firestick Hacker Kid Has Already Hacked the Empty GTA Box

The killdeer bird because I walked outside

A year has already gone by since I joined friends in NYC to do the Slackjaw: LIVE showcase. What a time we had.

Tax evasion is wrong, but the real crime is making Joe Rogan right all those years ago.

Not my first phone!

I suffer from an ancient curse where I can see the future but not do anything about it.

Wow, L’Empereur is on the Switch store. As a kid who grew up on yard sale games other kids wanted to get rid of, let me tell you this historically-accurate 1991 Napoleonic History sim was extremely hard to learn. But was it worth it? No.

Love when the power goes out while I’m on the fucking treadmill.