Toft

@toft

I like: sci-fi, gameshow comedy, memes, robots, queers. She/her.

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Toft@toft· 10d

Saw this big beautiful feathery dinosaur this week.

Toft@toft· Jun 23

A title card for a Blakes 7 episode title. The title is "Alex and Greg" by Toft.

Toft@toft· Jun 9

So, #hw and his friend were making signs to Big Butt Land (because they are six), and I (naturally) said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie," and they made this, the best picture of me that exists.

A picture in red pen that says "ANNA LOVES BIG BUTTS", with a picture of a smiling stick figure saying "oh ya" in front of a floating disembodied pair of buttocks.

Toft@toft· May 6

Today I executed possibly the most impressive parallel park of my driving career. Witness me.

A white car parked between two other cars with about four inches on both sides.

Toft@toft· Apr 26

This is my gender.

Servalan from Blakes 7 wearing an off-the-shoulder evening gown and choker, sitting at a spaceship command center desk, flanked by guards.

Toft@toft· Apr 16

working on my felt-tip copying skills. I feel like I'm getting pretty good at drawing pokemon.

A pokemon encyclopedia with pictures of Celebi and Chi-Yu, a little green fairy and a robo-fish respectively.

My own copied sketches in felt-tip pen of Celebi and Chi-Yu the pokemon.

Toft@toft· Feb 17

Here's another view of the same bunch. (They're old ships' figureheads, repainted and hanging in the Box museum cafe in Plymouth)

Toft@toft· Feb 17

Tag yourself, I'm the one on the bottom left

Nine 17th-19th century ship's figureheads, repainted and restored, hanging from the ceiling in a terrifying display, in Plymouth's Box museum.

Toft@toft· Jan 13

Peak Humour

A light switch with a post-it note on it, which in a small child's handwriting says "poop on".

Toft@toft· Nov 26

#hw has been getting into greek myth and asked me to make Cerberus out of lego. I was quite pleased with this!

A three headed dog made from lego. It's not bad.

Toft@toft· Oct 29

I had an awful brain day yesterday and that i went for a stupid jog and i feel better. Here's some milkweed.

Some milkweed spilling out fluffy seeds.

Toft@toft· Oct 25

New England is going all out with the fall colors right now and I'm enjoying it.

Ducks on a pond with reflection of yellow trees

A pond with reflection of blue sky and orange trees

Toft@toft· Oct 24

#hw's current likes and aspirations, if you're curious. He told my student that his youtube channel would be "him faceplanting."

An 'about me' worksheet filled out by a 5yo in blue pen. Favorite color: Reb. I like y watch: YouTube. I like to eat: candy. My favorite subject is: P.E. my dream job is to become: a YouTuber. Favorite animal: Axolotl.

Toft@toft· Oct 15

Oh my god you guys they're all like this

a series of comments on spotify episodes which are all "ok" and then a series of emojis

Toft@toft· Oct 8

Check out our Halloween display! Pumpkins decorated by myself, J and HW.

A display on a front door of a range of colored card pumpkins decorated with painted faces and glitter. One is surrounded by a wreath of tiny pumpkins.

Toft@toft· Sep 7

Wow, my Ao3 number is lower than I thought it was! I'm pleased with that.

Toft@toft· Sep 7

SGA fanfic did not prepare me for this

Boston Globe headline reads "Nantucket Sewage reveals cocaine levels 50% above national average".

Toft@toft· Sep 6

Discovered that my local bookstore is now stocking the beautiful British Library Crime Classics line of early 20th century crime novels with gorgeous covers!

"Crimes of Cymru", with a beautiful poster-style painting of mountains on the cover

Toft@toft· Sep 4

My 10yo self in love with Prince Caspian grudgingly forgives you

A young Sam West as Prince Caspian in the early TV "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" adaptation

Toft@toft· Aug 25

Guys I've found it, the perfect Good Omens AU. These shops in central London are next door to each other.

Shop windows sign reads "SENSPACE: sense based concept store"

Shop sign reads "DUCK WORLD". Store windows shows bath and rubber ducks.

Toft@toft· Aug 25

so, #hw met his baby cousin yesterday, and while he's not a fan of babies he did an excellent job and told her she was the best baby in the world a few times. We told him that babies like high contrast black and white art. When he got home, he made this for her.