Tom Bridge

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Tom Bridge@tombridge· 14d

You can turn that whole feature off. Settings > Apps > AppStore

App Store settings with Offload Unused Apps

Tom Bridge@tombridge· 18d

There are few things better than executing a perfect surprise party. Hats off to my buddy Melissa for nailing a perfect surprise 50th for her wonderful partner Tony.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· 20d

"So Mr. Bridge, you want to be a merit badge counselor for Competitive Gaming? What are your qualifications?" "Here is my 2008 custom 3D print of my undead warlock in Tier 5 Vanquished Hero gear." "Right. Approved."

A custom 3d printed figurine of an undead warlock in Tier 5 armor, approximately 6" in height under a glass dome.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· 20d

Well, that was an easy decision.

A screenshot of a DoorDash account being deleted because their people fucking suck.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jul 6

Alright. I've been on three separate flights today, and I'm waiting on the fourth. Last leg. Of course, Flighty currently says...

A dire forecast - currently ground stopped, High cancellation rate, and arrival delays.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jul 5

The air inside my house, with a large air purifier running. #notgreatbob

An Air Score of 210 on a Molekule air filter

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 27

Post your happy place. I'll go: Keoki's Paradise, Kōloa, HI

Five palms in the distance, tall and regal, provide ambience before a tropical lagoon and a restaurant.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 26

Man, I know the Nats bullpen is bad, but a firing squad seems harsh.

A screenshot of a Popville post. It says "snipers at Nats Park - wait, what?! Why?"

Three snipers are visible in a crowd shot on the top of the press box.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 21

This was interesting...

A report card from a meme generator. It says that Tom Bridge is an Apple Device Management Expert.

This is a meme generated image. It says that Tom Bridge is a Microsoft MVP and Cloud Architect. It is completely a lie.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 18

Looks about right.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 13

Solar is the best.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 13

Really crazy sky tonight @capitalweather.bsky.social

An almost orange/purple sky at sunset, a vivid rainbow in the distance.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 13

Today in campaign texts...

A text exchange soliciting volunteers for Kinney, with a response that says "lol." and then the opt-out message.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 11

If you have the chance, go see Wendell Pierce and Ben Turner in Othello at STC. holy Toledo was that amazing.

An illicit stage photo, some boxes sitting in the foreground lit from above.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 11

20 years ago, despite having an objectively terrible haircut (because my old barber retired without telling anyone!), @tiff.is still decided I was worth taking a risk on. Fewer bad haircuts since then. Lots more laughs. A great kiddo and house. The source of all my joy. Love you baby.

Tiffany and I, surrounded by family, in front of the organ at Falls Church Presbyterian

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 10

Varland doing his best Wild Thing impression. A walk so wild two of the balls don't show up on pitch track.

A six pitch at bat ending in a walk for Devers. Only four of the pitches show up in the pitch tracker.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 9

What?

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 9

This image was shared with me today, and wow is it accurate.

A venn diagram, left circle "dudes who celebrate gay price," right circle "Dudes who celebrate straight pride," overlap "Not having sex with women."

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 8

What is a PG County PD chopper doing over DC airspace?

A screenshot of flightradar24 showing a PG County chopper flying circles over northeast DC

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 4

I saw the most beautiful thing today at the gym.

A Dodge Charger with a boot on it. The car has $2,420 in fines, three of the tickets are speed related, four are for not stopping at signs and lights. A bunch of parking tickets. Crush this car into a tiny cube while the owner watches.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Jun 1

I am 2.8mi from RFK Fields as the crow flies. I can hear Project Glow from here. That has to be face-meltingly loud down at RFK. Respect.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· May 31

Absolutely perfect out there. Go for a bike ride. A walk. A stroll. A sit. Be outside today if you can

Screenshot from Apple Fitness showing a 14 mile bike ride with heart rate in the 120s. Splits range from 9.5mph to 13.8mph

An Apple fitness screenshot. 14.16mi bike ride in 1hr 11min, total elapsed time 1hr 31min. 1011 burned calories, 337 feet of elevation gain and average speed of 11.8 mph. 128bpm heart rate.

A bike in the foreground, just off a paved path around Lake Artemesia, it's gazebo in the distance.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· May 30

Better still, it was spinach I grew!

Tom Bridge@tombridge· May 30

Tonight I made the Rays the Steaks Creamed Spinach by accident. Holy Toledo was this good.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· May 17

I love concert day. The anticipation of preparing to play is as enjoyable as playing and having played.

All dressed up and ready to sing. A dude in a tuxedo.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Apr 25

Kinda love that the Nats got four strikeouts in the bottom of the sixth. @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

An image from the MLB App. The bottom of the sixth had a strikeout with the ball mishandled, followed by three more strikeouts! Wild.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Apr 25

So, like, sex is great and whatever, but have you ever power washed your stairs?

Before picture, a set of tiled stairs, grody and disgusting, with a power washer in the foreground

A set of pristine and clean tile stairs, a sheen of water so clean you could drink it. Not pictured: me, smoking a cigarette

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Apr 23

Uh, that seems bad. That's smoke over the area south of the all?

Smoke visible while driving north on the GW Parkway from DCA

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Apr 15

This year, like every year for the last 16, I have paid my tax bill to a government in which I have no representation. This year, it feels far worse than in previous years, because of the things done with that money that zealous representation might have been able to curb or stop. Statehood for DC

I am a DC Resident, and I pay federal taxes. There is no vote for me in Congress.

If you have representation on the hill, tell your members of Congress that you support DC Statehood.

Tom Bridge@tombridge· Apr 12

This is Pineapple The Hut. Right? I don't make the rules. I just abide by them.