Tom Cairney
@tomcairney
Mets. Celtic FC. Ben Folds Five. NYCFC. DSA. Jets. Team Fred. He/him. YNWA. Mayo for Sam LFGM 8647 🇺🇸🏴🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🌹🥄🍀🗽🌎 ☘️🟥🟩 🐸
Mets won last night. That’s two in a row. Win tonight, and that’s a winning streak
“And do you know what the worst part is? I haven’t even defunded the military today!”
You said a man who wrote multiple books wasn’t literate enough to understand the flowery language of the Constitution
Did you see that Reddit thread last year where a guy was looking to buy 65 gallons of milk because he wanted to measure out 65 liquid gallons and didn’t conceive of an easier way?
This is the actual picture. They removed the gaiter using AI. We don’t know that this is what he looks like, so not only is this not helpful, it’s actively unhelpful
It is with great fanfare that I announce on this Election Day, Annie’s appointment as Chief Mouser of my Cabinet. Specifically, if she sees a mouse in my cabinet, she has a license to kill