There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Catch me in the Mets Sensory Nook

Doing important research

@cynicalceezy.bsky.social was foolish enough to give me his phone number so now he's subject to my bullshit when our bad teams play each other

Protecting our most valuable resources (Just Salad)

Well it looks like I have to follow through

Mets win. Knicks in 5

@cynicalceezy.bsky.social

It’s a GOOD tattoo at least

Gotta keep my eye on the prize

White Castle really knows their target demographic

Assembling the fit in the case of a Knicks sweep and championship win at home

Got curious and decided to see what restaurant availability was like during games 3 and 4 next week and why am I surprised that all the spots that are a pain to get into have open time slots

If the New York Knicks win the NBA Championship I will get Father Knick tattooed on my body

IF THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THE NBA FINALS YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND UNPLUG EVERY SINGLE CABLE

Absolutely. The tone is set

Asking my girlfriend about what she’s reading

I’ll be damned, algorithm’s got me dead to rights

Setting up a new router

Real heads know Screech and Mrs. Met are sexually incompatible because Bald Eagles have cloacae

Please my good and pure NY Knicks take down the sinful and debased Cleveland Cavaliers 🙏

Got a new laptop and figured it was time to check out the state of running games on Mac again and I gotta say I’m not mad at it

Secured the bag

Seeing Mets v. Tigers tonight and the thought of the Mr. Met whoopie pie is getting me through the day