Tonseus

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My hair has more personality than me. 📍Bangalore

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Tonseus@tonseus· 12d

My reaction to the Ramayana trailer.

Jemima Kirke “What the hell, sure” meme.

Tonseus@tonseus· 14d

I’m glad that the right questions are being asked and answered.

Quora screenshot:
Question is “What is the legal way to pet a peacock in India?”
Top answer by someone named Manikantan Lakshmikanthan: We cannot keep a National Bird as Pet Legally, But You can however tame it in your house. If by chance you get an Egg of a peacock then you can hatch it with your hen. it will grow like a hen but it will grow very big and then one day it will understand that it does not belong in your house. But it will weekly only once come to your house for a visit. I had tamed One in my House. It was a male.

Tonseus@tonseus· Jul 8

Our pet at this point 🦚

Tonseus@tonseus· Jul 6

Something as pretty as this should be rare, but they’re everywhere?? There’s an infestation!

A peacock dancing. Captured in front of my parents house in Udupi.

Tonseus@tonseus· May 18

O rly

Screenshot of a WhatsApp group chat showing a message from “D” and a reply from “Uncle”. Transcript below.

D: This is about HPV nationwide vaccine that is going to be administered to 14 year old girls.
Better to do your research before going in for this.
Uncle: 100% agree with this. I had a colleague once who had her daughter lose a whole academic year because of a massive set of side effects from the HPV shot.

Tonseus@tonseus· Apr 21

Just because fingernail clippings look like little crescent moons doesn’t mean you should make it poetic and slap it in a cute song 😭 #DesiWatch

Still from the 2009 Bollywood film “Billu” starring Lara Dutta and Irrfan Khan.

The song Khudaya Khair from this film has a line that goes “Woh jab nakhun kutarti hai toh chanda ghatne lagta hai” which translates to “when she cuts her nails, the moon starts to wane”.

Tonseus@tonseus· Apr 2

How I felt when I asked my dance school not to use songs by a singer who has multiple allegations and one conviction of rape.

Tonseus@tonseus· Apr 2

Pic for proof.

My hand, with my nails painted bright green, holding a bright blue takeaway box.

Tonseus@tonseus· Mar 6

Capitalizing on monkey trauma smh

An instagram post by the handle mangaloremerijaanofficial which is an ad for KMC hospital that contains an AI-generated image of a baby monkey that looks like Punch-kun. The baby monkey is holding an orangutan plushie in one arm and an out-of-frame doctor is holding his other hand. The image has text that says “Care comes in many forms. Sometimes it begins with a guided health check-up at the KMC Health Check Lounge.”

The instagram caption reads the following:
“With comfort by his side, Punch found care at KMC Hospital Mangaluru. Follow his steps and book an appointment for a regular health check-up at our Health Check Lounge!”

Tonseus@tonseus· Dec 22

Sigh.

Message on the Libby app for a hold placed on a popular book that I’m dying to read:
“You are 159th in line (started: 160th). 23 copies in use. 167 people waiting in total. 7 people waiting
per copy.”

Tonseus@tonseus· Dec 20

Me after 7 years of having a cat: holy shit I have a cat

Tonseus@tonseus· Dec 18

The sparkly nails in question.

My hand showing off a silver-holographic glitter nail polish.

Tonseus@tonseus· Dec 10

Been dealing with some anxiety related to disruptions in routine so I decided to pick up knitting needles after a long time. Thought of trying out this scarf pattern on some weight 4 yarn before moving on to fingering weight yarn: www.purlsoho.com/create/2024/.... I think it looks nice.