Total Massacre
@totalmassacre420
music⚡️band
I hope everybody understands if I’m insufferable for the next week or two. Huge thanks to the @obsoletepunx.bsky.social for the incredibly kind words in the best punk lyricists countdown. The check’s in the mail, Tim!
Total Massacre stands in critical solidarity with comrade Algae in their struggle to topple the colonial superpower.
Look, you just can’t go around using words to threaten the president! His brain is leaking out his ears. He’s a fucking toddler. You. Have. To. Use. Pictures. Anyway, our new EP is available everywhere! Tell your friends!
Spread the world! Slap it on your vision board! Get fucking hyped!
We’re all out here fighting a billion dollar propaganda machine with punk rock, music videos, and incredibly juvenile jokes about what a piece of shit JD Vance is.
There’s something particularly amusing about this little graphic we got from distrokid for the new release. Anyway! Available everywhere now!
April 4th, we’re heading back out to riverside! Come on out! Donate some food and see some sick fucking bands! Solidarity!
This is your last warning friends! Doors at 2. First band at 3. Don’t miss it!
Self promotion feels even grosser than usual these days but I suppose that’s what we’re here for, so don’t forget we have a sick show this Friday! See you there!
We finally have patches for you! Come on down to the OTP and get yo self one!
Mike Massacre has been sending this helpful reminder to the band literally every single month for the last 7+ years and now it’s my turn to pass it along to you! See you tomorrow at the old towne pub at 8! Don’t miss it!
Two important updates: 1- skunk Munks are out and our friends Fake News Funeral are in! 2- we’re up at 8 so get there early! We now return you to your regularly scheduled catastrophic American shitshow.
We got our first show of the year THIS WEEKEND! And the way things are going so far, I expect we’re all gonna need it! So be there or be square! Solidarity!
We’re a band that cares an inordinate amount about the words we use. Those words just happen to most often be “fuck.”
I know it’s awfully optimistic of me to think that our future will have things like textbooks, but granting that premise, I’m pretty sure this picture will be in them.
Oh yeah, despite all the ever encroaching fascism going on, we’re still out here doing our thing. We hope You’ll join us!
Hey! This is gonna be a really sick show. Spread the word! And don’t miss it! Solidarity!