Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· 14d Props to @rothschildmd.bsky.social who continues to fight the good fight in the fascist brain microwave.
Here he is summing up all of the right wing lunacy around COVID for the past five years. A *stunning* number of contradictory beliefs, all held at once, without evidence.
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· 25d Sincere post: Do you ever take stock of what you have and just feel so incredibly grateful? I do, a couple times a week.
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Jul 13 “I mean, we’re not criminals!”
If the shoe fits, Marco.
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Jun 5 Well then I’m the biggest queer on Earth!
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· May 13 There are so many wonderful jokes, especially standing out for me are “it should have gone to the other boy,” “I should have worked more,” and “No you don’t, Oprah.” But i always come back to this one:
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Apr 13 The U.S. President is explicitly calling on American Catholics to choose between him and their Pope.
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Apr 7 He’s talking about full scale nuclear weapons, isn’t he?
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Feb 27 There’s even a very normal podcast to go with the normal website
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Feb 20 That’s not how prices work, they go up and down.
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Jan 5 I think buttons would like Tybalt
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Dec 13 Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Dec 6 If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Nov 17 Sedona is so beautiful that my wife had a religious experience watching the sunrise. I give that place my highest possible endorsement.
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Nov 12 Every day another wonderful secret
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Nov 1 It is now illegal to disagree with the president
Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes· Oct 31 These are real, unaltered screenshots: