Tucker Drake (@tparkpodcast) · DIRTY

Tucker Drake

@tparkpodcast

I'm yet another annoying podcaster, and I just happen to live in a beer can. tparkpodcast.com is the home of the show and you can support it on if you choose.

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Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· 24d

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· 26d

Peter Falk as Columbo. He's in his classic pose of having turned around to ask the suspect a question. In his right hand is a cigar. The caption reads, "Just one more question, this Ea-Nasir, how would you describe his copper ingots?"

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· 26d

The two buttons meme. The left button is labeled “Watch the speech hoping IT happens live.” The right button is labeled “Literally anything else.” The man sweating over which button to press is labeled “Most of the world tonight.”

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· 26d

Obligatory meme.

Meme of the “never nude” guy from “Arrested Development” talking to a blonde woman.

“Well, did it work for those people?” She asks.

“No, it never does,” he says. “I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking that it might, but… …but it might work for us.”

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Jul 12

A photo of an angry Lindsay Graham pointing his finger at someone off-camera. The caption reads, "Mitch, you're a damned liar! This ain't a dry heat at all!" Best description of Lindsay I've seen, "He was a nasty closeted little garden gnome man."

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Jun 27

Oh, noes! Will I wake up one morning to find statues of Karl Marx next to the Confederate monuments in this town?

A graphic by the Daily Wire that features a drawing of Karl Marx in the upper left corner and NYC Mayor Mamdani in the center, with the caption “New York has been taken over by communists. Your town might be next.”

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Jun 24

@iwriteok.bsky.social speaking of Rhodesia, check out this airline timetable.

A photo of a Boeing 720 on an airport runway. The plane is in Air Rhodesia paint livery (top of the plane is white, there's a dark blue stripe the size of the passenger windows, below that is a light blue stripe, followed by a thin white stripe, with the lower part of the plane being what appears to be bare metal).

There a two women standing halfway between the camera and the plane. The woman on the left is wearing a yellow hat, a yellow top with two maroon stripes going down the front of it, and maroon pants. In one hand she holds a small carry on bag, in the other, she holds the leash for a cheetah who is sitting next to her. The other woman is wearing lavender hat, a purple dress, with two vertical lavender stripes on it. She has a bag of some sort slung over her shoulder, is wearing lavender gloves, and in her right hand, she's holding the leash to the cheetah sitting beside her.

On the top left and top right of the image there's the words "Air Rhodesia timetable effective April 1st, 1974"

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Jun 16

He looks even worse in this photo.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Jun 15

Let’s get ready to slumber!!!! (PS, purely by chance, the alt text description has room for 1776 more characters than I used.)

Image appears to show Donald Trump slumped to one side and sleeping ringside at the UFC Fight on the White House lawn. It’s a still from a video posted by the account “Call to Activism” on the site formerly known as Twitter.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· May 26

The French have a lot of good ideas.

Image of a tweet showing a pair of French firefighters, in protective gear being set on fire. The tweet says, “God fucking damn that’s a headline“ The headline being referenced reads, “French firefighters set themselves alight and start fighting against police.” Go ahead and call them a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys, I dare ya.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 24

Okay, so you know that scene in Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" where you see the guy in the bedroom and it looks like someone in a bear costume is about to go down on him? Well, this is that, only with RFK, Jr. and somebody in a racoon suit. It was done by digital artist Eric Blumrich, who really should be working on his cat-themed video game "Peace Island," but that's ADHD for you.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 22

Really?

Image of a post on some social media platform by someone named joethepleb. It features a map of the new district maps in VA, with like 9 or 10 of them in various shades of blue, and one in red. The caption reads, "I'm not sure I understand the issue. Half the proposed map is still red." Which is correct. And like many maps produced in favor of the Electoral College, doesn't show that they majority of people live outside of the red area. But, hey, just because 2 of the worst Presidents in the 21st Century (as well as in the history of the US) came to power because of EC, is no reason to get rid of it. Am I right? (No, I'm NOT right, and the goddamned thing should have been done away with in 1865 at the absolute latest.)

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 21

Batman standing on a roof, seeing the Batsignal with Luigi’s face in it.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 11

Like this?

Drawing of enslaved persons inside the hold of a slave ship.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 8

Black and white photo of Neville Chamberlain holding up a piece of paper in front of a crowd. Said paper is the deal he signed with a certain Austrian paperhanging son of a bitch for peace. The caption reads, "World leaders celebrate their latest deal with President Trump."

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 7

No, Alex, this is EXACTLY what you voted for.

A tweet by Alex Jones that quotes Trump’s post implying that he intends to nuke Iran. “Alex Jones • @RealAlexJones • 2h
WAR CRIME ALERT!! E
€ - Trump on
Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
X
The definition of genocide is destroying an entire civilization/people!
Trump literally sounds like an unhinged super villain from a Marvel comic movie.
This IS NOT WHAT WE VOTED FOR!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
+
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?
We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 7

Thinking about this painting today.

Image of The Assassination of the Emperor Caligula, by Lazzaro Baldi, between 1624 and 1703. In it you see the dead emperor on the floor in the foreground, with members of the Praetorian Guard getting ready to stab a couple of women who are reacting in horror.

It’s a nice painting.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Apr 6

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Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Mar 19

Image of Master Shake from Aquateen Hunger Force with the caption, “You look at this and tell me what kind of god would allow this to happen”

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Mar 16

Wow, just last week they were in the desert.

A reworked version of the Lawrence of Arabia poster. Instead of Peter O’Toole, this features Andrew Tate as “Lawrence of Dry Labia.” So no lies detected.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Mar 15

Iranian hackers threatening to wipe all of America's debt and credit scores. Lol. Do you need all nine digits of my social or the only the last four?

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Mar 13

@wtyppod.bsky.social saw this sexy airplane and thought of you.

It’s a Chevron ad for the XB-70 Valkyrie. It’s what you get when the Concorde and a B-1 bomber love one another very much and decide to have a baby. I think that this is the text of the ad, but I’m on my phone and drunk, so it might not be. Either way, just go with it. “XB-70 America's Newest Eagle
Outraces The Sun!
The XB-70 is a 2,000 mile an hour aerodynamic wonder. But she can't fly without equally-advanced fuels. Standard Oil's research skill is providing them.
Standard, in cooperation with the plane's designer, North American Aviation, Inc., also developed the special hydraulic fluids she needs at supersonic speeds and 70,000-foot altitudes... another Standard "first."
It's the same way Standard Oil's
scientists work with auto-makers to produce quality gasolines and motor oils for your automobile. Right now, with advanced experimental engines supplied to us by car manufacturers, we are developing your petroleum products of the future.
This continuing research is your assurance that Standard's automotive products will be ready to deliver all the power and the performance designed into your car of tomorrow.
CHEVRON
STANDA
The Chevron-Sign of Excellence
The man at the sign of the Cheuron is backed by one of America's most adanced research teams.
.. highest quality S.O.
products take better care of your car, boat or plane.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY OF CALIFORNIA”

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Mar 7

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Feb 19

I like this idea.

Image of a post on Threads that shows a pair of campaign signs for some Texas Republicans running for office. Beside each one is another sign that reads, “Epstein approved”.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Feb 16

Walter Cronkite is in the Epstein Files! WTF????

Pic of Jeffery Epstein in a white turtleneck seated on a white leather sofa, next to a man wearing a pinkish sweater, on the loveseat next to the sofa is Walter Cronkite famed CBS anchorman. There's a cross between an ottoman and a coffee table in front of them. On it are a bunch of magazines, as well as a tray holding a wine glass, napkins, and some other objects that I can't identify.

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Feb 12

Image of Zoidberg from Futurama looking happy. The caption says, "On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!" Okay, look, I know the still didn't come from the episode "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid," but it was the only one I could find in a quick search that closely matched the stupid happy expression on Zoidberg's face when he said it in that episode, so sue me. At least I got the quote right. You can see the clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Icego2KRbg

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Feb 8

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Feb 4

How about you folks sit this one out?

Tucker Drake@tparkpodcast· Jan 30

Serves us right for trying to make them the 51st state.

Image of a weather map, showing a cold mass that looks like a nutsack over Canada, and touching the US border. The image is captioned as if it's from a TV weather report. In the upper lefthand corner it says, "Live weather update" The chyron below says, "Canada teabags United States extremely rude weather to continue through Sunday."