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quadra@traaa· 23d

🎲 You rolled 33 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! Woken up by the sound of grinding your own teeth 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

33. Strung out on stimpaks

(C-Class Ports)

quadra@traaa· 24d

🎲 You rolled 69 on the Ranged Weapons table! Ready...steady...BANG! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

69. NK35-V8 Marksman Rifle
Range: Extreme | DMG 2d10+1 | Shots: 5 | Wound: Gun | Cost: 6.3kcr
When firing at Extreme range, the wielder must not move and fire in the same round.

(60-69. Long Guns)

quadra@traaa· 25d

🎲 You rolled 06 on the Port of Call Mutators table! Hope you brought your slappin' gloves 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

06. Disputes may be legally resolved with duels.

quadra@traaa· 26d

🎲 You rolled 94 on the Available Contractors table! [Text is brackets is for Warden eyes only!] 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

94. Yembi Ahmadou, Distiller
600cr | C:20 | I:40 | W:1
Will set up a still in the PC's ship and produce alcohol. Says he's very experienced and it's perfectly safe. [It's not. 25% chance the still explodes whenever the ship takes damage, producing the 04. Fire On Deck effect on the Megadamage Table]

quadra@traaa· 27d

🎲 You rolled 87 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! 500+ lbs of cybernetic augmentation will get you that nickname ✍️ Illustration by Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· 28d

🎲 You rolled 51 on the Contraband table! Common among marines, but not well liked in rimspace. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

51. "Most Wanted" Card Deck
Deck with a name, photo, and identifying info on each card of someone considered to be a terrorist by colonial authorities.

quadra@traaa· 29d

🎲 You rolled 92 on the Character Bonds table! Is that a secret clone facility subplot I smell? 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

92. Bear an uncanny resemblance to each other, but are not related

quadra@traaa· Jul 12

🎲 You rolled 32 on the Ports of Call table! The joke among lifers is that they're sentenced to 1 day. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

32. Shining Home Supermax Penitentiary
C-Class Planetary Port
The only manmade feature on a cold, tidally-locked planet, the prison sits in permanent daylight. The dark side of the planet is frigid, uninhabitable and largely unexplored. The officers' living area has a bar and a few other amenities, like an indoors day-night cycle. The cell blocks have no such luxuries, and are perpetually lit by the sun via skylights.

quadra@traaa· Jul 11

🎲 You rolled 19 on the Contraband table! Also just a nice conversation piece 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

19. Megacorporation COO Severed Hand and Eyeball in Cryobox
Useful for falsifying biometric scans.

quadra@traaa· Jul 10

🎲 You rolled 77 on the Available Contractors table! [Text in brackets is for the warden's eyes only...!] 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

77. Bang Mok-wol, General Practitioner
900cr | C: 10 | I: 35 | W: 1
Quiet and kind. Always keeps a cool head. Saves to restore Health have [+]. Can stabilize a dying human. [Also a serial killer with very specific taste that a random crewmember meets perfectly.]

quadra@traaa· Jul 9

🎲 You rolled 25 on the Situations to Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! "OK players, it's up to you to decide what happened last night...if you even remember." 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

25. In bed with a random PC

(C-Class Port)

quadra@traaa· Jul 8

🎲 You rolled 93 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! So called because of their weirdly byzantine poly relationship style ✍️ Illustration by Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· Jul 7

🎲 You rolled on the Ranged Weapons table! The gun that thirsts. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

96. Vampire Pistol
Range: Close | DMG: 1d5 | Shots: 1 | Wound: Bleed | Cost: 150kcr
Biomechanical. [DMG] Fleshy tendrils shoot into target & drain them for 1 DMG/tendril each round. Body Save to remove 1 tendril. Can't extend past Close range.

quadra@traaa· Jul 6

🎲 You rolled 24 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! "You can't do anything about the corpo boot stomping your face forever, so why not trick your brain into enjoying it? Ask your doctor about Zelexx today." 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· Jul 5

🎲 You rolled 13 on the Ranged Weapons table! More commonly used as a painful prank than a weapon tbh 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

13. Ultrabond-30s Staple Gun
Range: Close | DMG: 1 | Shots: 100 | Wound: Bleed | Cost: 90cr
Ineffective past Close Range. One-handed.

(10-19. Utility Guns)

quadra@traaa· Jul 4

🎲 You rolled 99 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Dušan has an uncanny knack for evading facial recognition ✍️ Illustration by Evlyn Moreau (no relation)! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· Jul 3

🎲 You rolled 98 on the Ports of Call table! It's the place to get a new face 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

98. Upper Volaheim
S-Class Planetary Port
An elite district of an A-Class planetary port. Renowned for its doctors specializing in cosmetic surgery, cybernetics, and gene-splicing, it's a destination for people seeking new, augmented, or altered bodies. An odd mix of celebrities, models, crime bosses, mercenaries, rich trans people, and more fill the hotels and ORs.

quadra@traaa· Jul 2

🎲 You rolled 28 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! "We live to serve!" 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· Jul 2

🎲 You rolled 04 on the Ranged Weapons table! Don't tase me bro 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

04. X990 "Subduer" Conductive Electrical Device
Range: Close | DMG: 1 | Shots: 1 | Wound: Fire | Cost: 200cr
Shoots wires into target (up to Close Range) & electrocutes them. If DMG: Body Save [–] or become stunned for 1d5 rounds. Uses Batteries.

(00-09. Non-Lethal Weapons)

quadra@traaa· May 22

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quadra@traaa· May 3

🎲 You rolled 84 on the Music Genres table! Some notable acts: Moebius Striptease, Blueberry Blackout, DiFool's Gold ✍️ Illustration by @gnarlyghost.bsky.social 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· May 2

🎲 You rolled 40 on the Port of Call Mutators. Trial by Airlock...let's just say it results in a lot of convictions. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

40. Defendants in legal disputes may be shot out of an airlock at another airlock without a vaccsuit. Survivors are deemed innocent.

quadra@traaa· May 1

🎲 You rolled 86 on the Ports of Call table! The lady in cabin 3446A has been with us for about 325 years. Looks more like a big metal spider these days, but she still shows up for bingo night! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

86. Queen Xara III
S-Class Space Port
A cruise liner the size of a small city on an unending cyclic tour of core systems. Most passengers are wealthy and geriatric, spending their final years here supported by extensive cybernetic augments. Some have been modified so heavily that they're hardly recognizable as human, and may in fact just be a collection of automated systems carrying a moldering corpse. But as long as their money's still good, they stay aboard.

quadra@traaa· Apr 30

🎲 You rolled 79 on the Ranged Weapons table! Sometimes you gotta break out the big guns 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

79. Mordant TPML2 Tactical Personnel Missile Launcher
Range: Long | DMG: 1 Wound | Shots: 1 | Wound: Fire | Cost: 18kcr
Fires a smart missile (Combat Check [+]). Also damages all Adjacent to target.

(70-79. Heavy Weapons)

quadra@traaa· Apr 29

🎲 You rolled 96 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Don't let the name fool you, Deedee has seen things you people wouldn't believe ✍️ Illustration by Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· Apr 28

🎲 You rolled 95 on the Ports of Call table! Most beautiful place in the galaxy to launder your blood money 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

95. Guilderberg
S-Class Planetary Port
A heavily-fortified alpine town with stunning views in all directions. Dotted with hot springs, spas, and luxury hotels, it's a favorite place for the rich to relax. It's also home to the headquarters of the Guilderbank, a famously secretive and exclusive financial institution.

quadra@traaa· Apr 27

🎲 You rolled 20 on the Character Identifying Features table! Oh, those are *real* rodent skulls? Hmm 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

quadra@traaa· Apr 26

🎲 You rolled 80 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! Hurts so good 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

80. Getting a painful massage

(S-Class Ports)

quadra@traaa· Apr 25

🎲 You rolled 29 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Grey goo...for your face! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100