God I know people are really love hate with panera but fuck when I"m sick or feeling shitty all I want is their chicken and wild rice soup

'we can always tell' BITCH WE CANT EVEN ALWAYS TELL

My birds are going to be having the best day of their lives when they get home because gamegrumps released a 24/7 livestream of grumps TV (which I assume is old episodes) Ophie is about to have the best day of his tiny little life

I would like to acknowledge that Blackbeard is a guy who served cunt so fucking hard we’re still talking about it actual centuries later

Had a great time Montreal makes me miss living in Europe tbh

Agreed. I feel like I can sum up my opinions in a lot of matters with the following: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind sure A face for an eye, the whole head for a tooth doesn’t as it functions better as a deterrent.

I don’t shitpost I just post because all my posts are bullshit 👉🏻😎👉🏻

I hate the shit out of recruiters sometimes man. Or I should say ‘recruiters’ because like lol? Idk I’m half in my right mind to start replying to them being like hey thanks for the offer but if you had actually taken a minute to read my page you’d see yadda yadda

I’m noticing I don’t care as much about people underestimating me. I used to feel the need to correct people or feel unfairly judged. Now I kinda like it. Being a dark horse kind of rules. Believe whatever you want - in fact I hope you do. You’ll never see me coming and gives me an advantage.

There’s honestly some days where there’s nothing I wouldn’t give or barter with to have my Dad back. Feels like a piece of my soul is gone. I think often of how much it stings that he never got to meet my husband because I know in my bones they’d just be crazy about each other.

All my male role models understood two important things: 1: If you don’t respect yourself then other people aren’t going to either so you should look the part 2: If you want to attract a woman then you should probably be appealing to women and women don’t generally like stinky dudes

I low key cried at this Genuinely happy straight men are embracing not looking like the equivalent of grime impacted under an unwashed fingernail but there are some drawbacks for me lmao I also have this problem TO others, apparently. I am very not straight lmao youtube.com/shorts/EldWL...

Rich people be having two homes meanwhile this is how I feel just having floated the idea of a sleep bed AND a sex bed by my husband

Honestly???? Yes. I know I seem invested in my career sometimes but after working on it in therapy it’s because I had too much of my identity sunk into it. I’m moving my pursuit of knowledge to my not work hours and it’s done a lot to help in that regard.

This is the problem I have with a lot of these people. If redemption isn’t immediate it doesn’t exist or isn’t possible No. Real, meaningful change takes time and taking away all routes of comfort to leave them in a vacuum with their own actions is just removing distractions they don’t need.

I feel like it would be whatever I have in my head on repeat and regrettably that’s now this youtu.be/DbjwP7PPyVQ?...

Honestly this is kind of interesting and makes sense One of the biggest things I learned in the field is to very much do not this because trust me when I say the user doesn’t give a fuck about your architecture no matter how important it is to you

Ugh every day I consider doing something social media oriented because I’m sick of fuckers like this but the thing keeping me from it is how dogshit entitled some users can be and I haven’t overcome that yet lol

As someone who dealt with the Daddy variant I am glad that I am married now It took me a while to get the self confidence to give hard nos on this because it was so prevalent I thought I’d have to make some concessions 😬

My new favorite TikTok honestly

Expectation: Birds are SO smart Reality: www.reddit.com/r/cockatiel/...

I never really got how counting cards is against the rules in casinos or whatever If I do all that shit in my head how on earth can you prove it (I assume it’s just code for if you win too much you get kicked out)

I feel like the transmasc equivalent (or at least something I personally found comparable) of giving up boymoding for trans women is realizing I don’t have to try and shave my face as close as humanly possible anymore and can actually just let it go finally

My new scientific theory is that entropy in the universe is only possible because the extra chaos gets stored in the parrot population

Ugh I’ll be fine after today but I s2g dropping my birds off at any boarder is so hard. I can’t wait for the day where they’re fully trained and I can just take them anywhere.

Why are these all so relatable I say as if I don’t have autism testing next month

I don’t think it has fully hit me yet that I am on vacation

I didn’t go through ABA but I can speak to how shit these lessons are Like when I was living alone I was a shell really. I wore a gilded veneer of functionality and normalcy but behind it was a mountain of detritus and suffering and burnout.

Yeah why not 1990 • Brain attack (apparently it means stroke but frankly my brain has exhibited enough animus towards me personally I’m using it anyway) • hoodie • fat-finger • geek out • queer studies Lotta weird ones from 1990

I bake and cook a LOT and I just want to add to this - Aluminum compounds exist in: ✅ Unprocessed plants, fruits and veggies (trace amounts) ✅ Spices and seasonings ✅ Sugars and powdered drink mixes ✅ Supplements and vitamins ✅ Fucking table salt ✅ Processed and packaged items ✅ Food additives