i’m the most earth person you’ve ever met

i lied my main reason for buying an air fryer was to be able to eat more potatoes

i’m truly but this is that scene in the auxiliary wardrobe but in different font

i woke up properly and had my coffee lol this is lucius

spanish jackie

if you eat spicy food may i suggest adding a few drops of this 🫴

once upon a time i was falling in love but now im only falling apart

i snorted but as a former chef i admit now that it’s hilarious

me reading this with half an eye: netflix does what now??

at home i had a custom-made kitchen with all the supplies i meticulously chose myself. in this renting everything is kinda meh so with this toy i almost feel like i want to cook again and that it could be fun

in other news, realized that i got some bonuses on my store card after buying a laptop so now im a proud air fryer owner 👩‍🍳

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right 😭

temperature: dropping for a bit me: cocoa! strawberry cinnamons! blanket! three layers of skincare! like look at thissssss

ed in this

these two news being together is actually insane

just found this in my pocketbook. i have no memory of ever seeing this book in my life 😭

🫴

we made it

mum’s like oh i saw this skull in deptfort and decided to take a photo for you because of your pirates but also according to a legend this specific skull was used as a prototype for a jolly roger the skull in question, guys!

🥀🥀 my heart is full of poison and my head is full of doubt 🥀🥀 (not tagging this as gentlebeard (it is implied tho) more like another ed teach’s manic episode)

45. men just can’t write horrors, right? book 2 for the @piratereadingclub.bsky.social 🌚

44. perfect fantasy based on slavic folklore (i mean a real slavic one, not that maniacal imposters iykwim) book 1 for the @piratereadingclub.bsky.social 🌚

43. how rare it is to find a standalone!! fantasy book without smut and a romantic subplot at all! just three dudes fucking around and finding out some quests. i’m obsessed

42. well, that’s better than the previous one but still a few steps away from the lost village, blair witch in the book world (no one notices that i fucked up numbers)

42. read about og hantavirus btw

girl chill i just post old men yaoi 😭

evidence that i’m adopted: mum stumbled at some random pub and made friends with a bunch of local women evidence that we are relatives: the only things she bought are these