cyst o’donovan

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cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· 25d

heard someone hollering this out my window

Adam Silver get ready to learn chinese buddy with the word scrapple written over chinese

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jul 14

jordan walker apology form where to submit

the shaq “I wasn’t familiar with your game” meme

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jul 12

A screenshot of the episode of Detroiters where an older ad guy tries to convince Tim Robinson that he used to change his poopy diapers. The character has his arm around Tim and a quote bubble extends down to the quoted post as though he is the one sending the friend request.

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jun 2

you know I’m casting my lot with a fella who goes by Truck

that 82-0 game with the selection:

PG Chris Paul - 00’s NOP
SG Frank Ramsey - 60’s BOS
SF Lebron James - 10’s CLE
PF Truck Robinson - 70’s UTA
C Wilt Chamberlain - 60’s PHL

Final record 77-5

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· May 13

2018 tweet from @normal_now edited to say:

How Couples Argue After the 1986 World Series

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 1986 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my museum mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Mar 31

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Mar 26

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

Score bug of the Pirates-Mets game. the score is such that the bug spells out “PENYS”

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Mar 5

Sketch from I Think You Should Leave where Tim Robinson is in the fedora with the safari flaps and everyone is making fun of him. A margarita is pasted into the photo.

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Feb 17

Happy birthday! also: Kaz Matsui

a baseball card angelically depicting Kazuo Matsui, signed by Kazuo Matsui

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Feb 5

consider: not in opposition to something (grilling chicken is hard) but rather in agreement with something else (grilling chicken is a dollar and pound bargain)

Tweet from Newt Gingrich May 3, 2013:

McDonald’s grilled chicken mcwrap at 250 calories is both a dollar and pound bargain

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jan 30

Will miss dan and his singular voice, but happy to do good in his memory. I can imagine he’d want it that way!

A donation confirmation screen that reads:

“Campaign - General Donations - The Everywhere Project

Dedication - In memory of Dan McQuade - Your support was made in memory of Dan McQuade.”

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jan 23

doj putting up katt williams numbers

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jan 20

when the muzak cuts out just to tell you that all of the customer service reps are busy again

bob ferguson in one battle after another arguing with comrade josh on the phone

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jan 15

Corkboard from S6 E13 of the Simpsons “And Maggie Makes Three” that originally reads out “Do it for her”. The corkboard has been edited to say “Do it for Los Bros” instead.

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jan 6

john harbaugh as joe pesci in the goodfellas scene where he thinks he’s getting made but he get’s his head canoed instead

the last thing john harbaugh sees before getting his head canoed (stav with a gun)

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Dec 11

Way late but in honor of the Alonso signing I’m bringing back the only post about him in relation to the Baltimore Orioles that will ever matter

Tweet from @jonbernhardt Jul 12, 2021:

Trey Mancini. What a story. An inspiration; a legend. It is time for a man who has only had the opening riff from Immigrant Song going through his head for the past 2 hours to annihilate him.

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Dec 3

Margo Martindale in “14e arrondissement” from Paris, je t’aime (2006)

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Nov 5

Love coming back to this quote because it really drives home that there is plentiful historic precedent for being Sick of the Way Things Are

Word of their dramatic torchlight parades, strange black capes, and youthful swagger spread throughout the nation. So too did the enthusiasm they inspired. As one speaker shouted to a crowd, “how long must the South kick us, before we shall all be Wide Awake?”

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Oct 25

scale model of how philadelphia sports fans (i.e. me) act on line:

halloween decor on the facade of a rowhouse. faux spider webs frame a crucified skeleton wearing a kelly green eagles t-shirt.

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Oct 22

live look at the first gala affair they throw in there:

final passage from Cormac McCarthy’s ‘Blood Meridian’:

“And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling all at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Jul 18

you can find it on X, the watering hole app

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· May 31

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Nationals reliever Jose Ferrer practicing the saxophone in the dugout

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· May 27

this kid staring at an xray of my chest that he’s holding up to the light: it’s giving hospice ngl

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· May 8

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Apr 27

remembering when I spent a summer in dublin and came across a sight that would bring a tear to your eye. beautiful to think that art still isn’t dead

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Apr 25

marketing team really knew who their audience was tossing this one in there

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Apr 10

A real murderer’s row of quisling shitheads

House Democrats Jared Golden, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Henry Cuellar and Ed Case voted in support.

cyst o’donovan@trentaioli· Feb 25

hooting and hollering reading the most recent cooks illustrated email blast @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com