Roller Coaster Tygoon 2
@trexbor
Double dog dad. Bi nerd. Insufferable Chicago enthusiast. Budding findom dom. Constantly working on getting that perfect beach bod. Diet Coke addict. Top 0.1% of Red Robin Royalty. And yes, I really am 6’5”
Car rides with Riot Update Got a tether to safely secure him in the back seat. It makes sure he doesn’t disturb me while I was driving, but he still did not want to be in the car- periodt. Brought treats to bribe him- they were completely ignored. I’ll have to bring bigger & better treats next time
Oh yes hello down here hi yes hello I hear the plastic bag crinkle up there I know it’s cheese and you must give me some right now
I’ve been waiting since before April about a potential job prospect with the city Went in and took an aptitude test and everything (passed, I might add) Radio silence since then, so I started emailing “Oh no, you’re not qualified enough” I was qualified enough in April to take the fucking test!
The face of a girl who can’t believe she’s being ignored (her dads are just sleeping in because they both have the day off)
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
Homophobia in June is still allowed in Alaska and Hawaii apparently
I feel like there isn’t enough awareness in the furry community about this moving company in Chicago Take a look, because someone either didn’t know what they were doing, or they REALLY knew what they were doing hahahaha
I feel bad for scowling at the Juneteenth banner hung up at work because I feel like I’m the only one that cares that it’s a shitty ai generated picture BUT LOOK AT THIS GARBAGE. Someone paid money for this dropshipped slop
Bf’s new job is now within walking distance, so when the kids need a checkup I don’t have to figure out how to get Riot in the car (he’s still terrified of car rides😭) Anyway here’s the faces of two traumatized puppies post- blood draw
2024 democratic autopsy report: party leadership keeps choosing candidates at odds with what voters want Rahm “Hold my beer” Emmanuel:
Boyfriend’s first day at the new job First thing he sends me:
We used to be a proper country. Never forget what they took from you.
⬅️can we please go to sleep🥺 vs ➡️can we please shut off the damn lights and go the fuck to sleep😑
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost a cute selfie to proceed
My little 120lb baby napping across three seats on the couch, but all his feets is tangled