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triplebatman

@triplebatman

mostly just pictures of cats, fungi, food, fish, and booze || occasional chiptunes composer || he/him check out my wobsite 🍄🐈🐠🍹🍛

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triplebatman@triplebatman· 21d

A meme image of a portrait of Rene Descartes with a fake quote saying "who give a shit."

triplebatman@triplebatman· 27d

Good morning, Wally

A white cat with gray ears and spots sitting in a person's lap and leaning against a desk with one arm folded underneath him, looking lazily into the camera. A fluffy gray and white cat is sleeping on the desk in the background.

triplebatman@triplebatman· Jul 9

Tugboat, that is quite the face

A tortoiseshell-and-white cat lying on her side on a gray bath mat, looking up into the camera with tiny pupils and a vacant expression on her face

triplebatman@triplebatman· Jul 7

Goliath, tone it down

A fluffy gray and white cat lying on a desk and rubbing his head against a keyboard, looking into the camera with one eye open and his paws curled up against his chest

triplebatman@triplebatman· Jul 5

mind blown boar

triplebatman@triplebatman· Jul 2

Tugboat, you are not groceries

A tortoiseshell-and-white cat sitting in a canvas grocery bag with the words "so bright, so tart" on the side in green with images of citrus fruit

triplebatman@triplebatman· Jul 1

Wally I am trying to work

A white cat with gray ears and spots sitting in my lap and leaning on my desk between me and my keyboard

triplebatman@triplebatman· Jun 14

We were having dinner on the back deck and Wally was very upset he couldn't come eat with us

A small white cat face poking through the slats in a door blind, looking very annoyed

triplebatman@triplebatman· May 27

Pam from the TV Show Archer pouring batteries from a pitcher into a garbage disposal

triplebatman@triplebatman· May 26

today's swanboy reminded me of this @oglaf.bsky.social comic

Fantasy comic with 8 panels.

PANEL 1 - A bearded warlord wearing a spiked crown and armor screaming "Bring me wine in the skull of an enemy!"

PANEL 2 - A servant pour wine into a goblet made from a human skull, held by the warlord while he's sitting on his throne.

PANEL 3 - Wine starts pouring out of the eyeholes of the skull goblet and spilling on the floor.

PANEL 4 - The warlord shouts "Find me an enemy with no eyes!"

PANEL 5 - The warlord is fighting alongside several warriors as they kill giant eyeless worms.

PANEL 6 - One of his soldiers says "They don't have skulls, sire!"

PANEL 7 - The warlord stands with a blank look on his face.

PANEL 8 - Close up of the warlord's face as he sheds tears and says "So... thirsty..."

triplebatman@triplebatman· May 17

a forlorn creature

A fluffy gray and white cat lying on a wooden desk next to a black keyboard with green backlights, looking despondent

triplebatman@triplebatman· May 14

sleepy old man

A fluffy gray and white cat lying on his side on a black desk next to a blue keyboard, with his eyes closed and his front paws tucked up against his chest

triplebatman@triplebatman· May 3

she's cozymaxxing

A tortoiseshell-and-white cat curled up on a gray heating mat, looking a bit sleepy

triplebatman@triplebatman· May 2

Wally has a friend

A white cat with gray ears and spots lounging on a windowsill cozied up with an Umbreon plushie

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 29

have to point out a factual inaccuracy in this post b/c the best Colorado plate is the Stegosaurus plate

A license plate with a red sunset sky over the rocky mountains with a orange and red stegosaurus in the middle and a label at the bottom that reads "PROTECT OUR FOSSILS"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 29

Image from the Office - a white banner with black letters in a boring beige room that reads "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 28

Reddit post from the NoStupidQuestions subreddit: "Why are the holes in cats’ fur always in the right places for their eyes?"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 23

Good morning, Wally

A white cat with gray spots and ears lying on a gray heating mat, looking sleepy

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 20

another one for the pile

Comic of a guy with a smug face and a hat labelled "thinking cap" pointing to his right with his thumb and saying "this fucking sucks actually" - he is pointing at a cartoon hot dog with a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses riding a skateboard that is labeled "(literal coolest thing ever)"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 19

Some days you need to get out of the house and discover you live a short drive away from one of the only 2 raptor footprints in your entire country And you can just hike up to it for free

A plaque showing a plaster cast of a raptor footprint and an illustration of a raptor foot making a track in some mud.

It reads "Rare Raptor Tracks

This spot is home to Colorado's first raptor track - a rare find!

A slightly larger cousin of Asia's velociraptor left this track in soft mud around 105 million years ago.

Sand deposits filled the impressions after the dinosaur scampered by, protecting the tracks from washing away.

The fossils visible here were tilted by uplift and exposed by erosion.

The track is long gone and a sandy cast of the print protrudes from the overhanging ledge.

Raptor tracks are rare. This site is one of only 2 raptor track sites in the United States."

A red plastic circle surrounding a section of tan rock containing the raptor footprint

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 19

this is the only Learned League 1DS I have ever been the champion of and I love this about me

A screenshot of a table row showing trivia contest results for a quiz named "Mitch Hedberg Fill in the Blank" on Apr 17, 2026, plus a bunch of point numbers, followed by a badge that reads "Champion"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 9

special delivery!

A tortoiseshell-and-white cat lying on her side in a cardboard delivery box, looking up at the camera with one ear obscured behind one of the box flaps

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 3

this is one of the funniest YT comment chains I've ever seen

Comment thread on an FD Streams YouTube video about Zootopia 2

@cookierill says "Should we eventually show FD the Zootopia abortion comic?"

@FDStreams-vl4lr (who is FD, the channel owner) responds with two comments:

"I'm sorry what..."

Followed immediately by

"I'll never forgive yall for this"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Apr 2

Haven't seen this one posted yet

Tweet from joshh O))) from Feb 20, 2013

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo) / I am four eels / Never meant to make your daughter cry / I am several fish and not a guy

triplebatman@triplebatman· Mar 28

DJ Khaled Suffering from Success album cover

triplebatman@triplebatman· Mar 28

Parks and Rec Tom Haverford meme - "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."

triplebatman@triplebatman· Mar 13

I love when she used all four of her paws as a pillow

A tortoiseshell-and-white cat curled up on a gray heating mat with all four paws under her chin, looking sleepily at something to her right

triplebatman@triplebatman· Mar 8

Screenshot of a tweet from The Ghost of Ole Dale Earnhardt

"All you fuckin bootlickers forgot your roots. You wanna know why we started hot rodding stock cars? Because we were running from the cops. You know why we ran from the cop? Cause fuck em"

triplebatman@triplebatman· Mar 8

Lupin III screenshot of the nativity, where Mary has given birth to twins - Jesus Christ and Camilla

triplebatman@triplebatman· Mar 8

there's a whole webcomic gag about this