Triske, Fucking Tired
@triske
Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. 📷: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. 🔞: @altymcpornalt.bsky.social. 🔗🌴:
It looks like you’re The Innovator… in NEW WAYS TO GET POOPED ON
Hey, did you do the music for K-Pop Demon Hunters? Because TWICE [TK WORKSHOP BETTER JOKE LATER]
The Magic Bracket Tokyo Drift has selected the top 64 cards of the last decade, and it’s a statement on how far Magic design has come that I only count 14 Abject Terrible Fucking Mistakes in there.
Love when there’s a children’s movie about a sport and every athlete you ask about the children’s movie is like “I BLEED CHILDREN’S MOVIE I GO TO SLEEP ON A PILLOW OF CHILDREN’S MOVIE ORIGINAL ANIMATION CELS”
Went through my notepad file of things that have made me belly laugh (to steal egregiously from at a later date). Also not number one with a bullet, but good god the batting average here. (1/2)
I will not spend $100 on sexy Whitemane Lion. I will not spend $100 on sexy Whitemane Lion. I will not spend $100 on sexy Whitemane Lion. I will not spend $100 on sexy Whitemane Lion. I will not spend $100 on sexy Whitemane Lion. I will not spend $100 on sexy Whitemane Lion. I will not spend $
Mark Rosewater: We're doing something utterly fucking insane for Reality Fracture Six-mana card that counts the numbers used to cast it:
Ghostly Prism is a retooled Orim’s Prayer that works the intended way (the card is playable)
What former pauper mainstay would you like to see a modern reimagining of, like Misery’s Shade was for Nantuko Shade?
No words will describe how cool Torrey is, so I will not use any. Instead I will attempt to capture their vibrancy, kindness, goofiness, willingness for self-exploration, and general love of life through this picture of a pillow.
#minipainting update: Tried to ape another face tutorial. Seems… fine. Not sure when those splashes of yellow got in there.
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.