Trollbeard
@trollbeard
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, comics, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes 🗝️Bremen, Germany 🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian 🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police. 🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
The one lotr:rop season 3 trailer image that matters to me: Possibly new dwarf characters
Shadowrun Anarchy 2 Kickstarter arrived, yay! Still amazed how the Americans kinda forgot they wrote it while the French scene ate it up so hard they developed an own culture around it that culminated in a second ed
Local indy wrestling outdoor show got flooded two matches in so they built a euro-pallet bridge to the ring and went on with the show. Bremen. Home of maniacs.
Too hot. Callback to many years ago I built this brass water jug as an exercise during my apprenticeship and when burning out some residues with alcohol I apparently opened a portal to hell. #metalsmith #silversmith #oopsalldemons
Remember when I told you about STOMPA? Want more? So over at Marvel Comics they have POUNDCAKES, wrestler turned c-list supervillainess with SEISMIC boots and a costume that's also very not a fetish thing. (For a while she was a member of FEMIZONS a group that fought Captain America FOR FEMINISM)
Sometimes I remember the fun times when Marvel artist Ariel Olivetti on more than one occasion wasn't in the mood to do his job and just googled "cool sci-fi antigrav tank" and hoped no Warhammer nerd would notice.
And then they deleted my new and very real best friend before he could answer any questions I had about his 49 children 😟
Jack Fucking Kirby: Okay listen, your new favourite DC character is STOMPA, a New God from Apokolips and a member of the Female Furies who wields anti-matter boots. You feel very normal about her and this is totally not a fetish thing.
Happy Ascension Day to all who celebrate! (Legally distinct from Road Warriors Day or Demolition Day)
Painted a thousand years ago but Sigvald looks so happy with himself here.
Remember TTRPG gang: When the ashcan pdf you bought says you have permission to print it, you literally have permission to print it. Because you are an old man and want to put a book on the table when you run a game.
Secret #silversmith business So if you recognise what this is please don't comment words people could search for or that would get the attention of sportsball feeds. I'm serious. 😬 Can give updates in 1-2 month what I actually did here. #SmithSky #Metalsmith
Family gathering weekend means returning home to the wastelands of Schleswig-Holstein, my ancestral flatlands of delightful viking kitsch
See, two beers don't get me drunk, it was real! Some wazzock spelled the name wrong, the embarrassment.
All "Then I'd take six Wolverines!" jokes were already done in eXiles 85 The team didn't last two isses
Is it a coincidence Wild Men where everywhere in high to late-medieval middle-european literature and heraldry and then went out of fashion at roughly the same time the eurasian brown bear went extinct in most regions? Okay, that's a leading question. Where they also hard to take photos of?
Still thinking about it I'd like to hear some serious american bigfooters' theories about medieval european 'Wild Men' that go beyond 'See, every culture has them!' Same species as the american ones? Also no physical traces/bodies? Where they also mythically connected to native americans? (more..)
Heads-up here. Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot) @bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
Having somewhat fucked up my order to Germany I now finally read DIE LOADED #1&2. Sure, I expected it to return with all the TTRPG horror, queer trauma and emotional messyness we love about the first series. And then I read this half sentence and instantly was back in the trenches.