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Recovering girlboss. Podcasts about Cowboy Bebop and She-Ra. Cosplayer, poet, bassist. STFU about Chicago. 🩷💛💙(She/her)
I am sure this is an actual... athlete? Student? Person with feelings... but I do not like how they positioned him to look upon me, specifically, with judgment my whole train ride.
Another day another "N/A" police helicopter spiraling so low over my Chicago neighborhood that my dogs cower in fear. FOR WHAT
The cosplay I am working on is ruined because two IDENTICAL packages of bias tape- same product, color, packaging, from the same shop at the same time- took totally different levels of dye. WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN?? I am LOSING MY MIND.
I am already married to my spouse, but if I weren't, the way they ask to see my Animal Crossing villager's outfits every day would definitely make me want to marry them.
I thought I was aging out of Asuka, but I fear I am aging into more Asuka.
I don't like any of my poems within a few days of writing them, but I love Chicago, and Chicago deserves declarations of passion. ("Dawn" in the title is a person's name.)
Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house. ** College dorm. A horizontal poster felt extremely unique. It didn't literally have Nicole Kidman or Ewan McGregor on it, so I thought it was "subtle."
A 5-star island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I picked it back up a couple of months ago after a years-long break, and the day has come, at last. Check on your islands, if it has been a while. You may be surprised by how comforting it is to see your friends, and yourself.
Wow, my first QueerVC purchase from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social is perfect?? Got it in one. First try.
I think my coworkers have figured out that, when I ask, "Did you have a nice weekend?" It's because I actually want to tell THEM I had a very nice weekend getting a concrete porch goose in an adorable Springtime outfit. They correctly choose not to engage. Anyway, I love Stella Rose the goose.
Spouse: (just trying to play Death Stranding 2) Me: "Neil was a porter at the border with post traumatic stress disorder. You are taller, he is shorter. You can kill him with a mortar. Sam, can I borrow a quarter??"
Test drove my Sophie cosplay from #Expedition33 in Vegas. I know what I need to improve before Dragon Con!
Slow, orchestrated versions of catchy theme songs for children, like the Super Mario Bros theme and the Spider-Man theme, are self-congratulatory, infantilizing, and bad. We should have stopped doing this in movies 15 years ago.
Texted a friend today whom I haven't talked to in YEARS to tell him an Animal Crossing villager who shares his name has appeared on my island and is so ugly. Every ACNH player has an irrationally loathed villager nemesis, don't pretend like you don't.
Timeline cleanse, here are some of my (many) house plants: monstera (Bruno), jade (Yennefer), mandarin (Pamina), and peperomia (Maelle). May I see yours?
As I hung a wooden plant cradle in the window above some wooden acorn garland, I realized: Animal Crossing has made me better at- and more enthusiastic about- interior design. My home is way more beautiful than it was in 2020. My furniture and art match. I guess I owe it all to her:
Chicago: Did you know, there is a teeny tiny prehistory/paleontology museum in Evanston? It's in the basement of Dave's Down to Earth Rock Shop, and it's free!
It is summer. There is ice cream at work. The admin insists. I tell her I'm lactose intolerant. It is autumn. There are cake slices at work. The admin insists. I tell her I'm lactose intolerant. It is winter. There are cupcakes at work. The admin insists. I tell her I'm lactose intolerant.
Yes, the grand tradition of "put heels on Nintendo character to make wife." See also:
Hey @wgntv.com @abc7.bsky.social... People live here. You have been subjecting the same tiny radius of people to extreme noise for 3 hours. This area was VERY RECENTLY harassed for days by ICE helicopters. Surely, surely you can get this story faster and with different tools.
It's here!! Hours of this. It's honestly interfering with my ability to concentrate at work. At this point, fly the people over the water yourselves! B-roll doesn't take this long to get.
I miss the Spindle sculpture in Berwyn with all those cars impaled on it. We should make a new one. We should make a lot of new ones.
One thing about me is, once a year, I will find some rare, out of print Christmas ornament I need to have, and I will pay too much for it.
It appears we are doing Chicago sunset pics tonight? Yea ok- LaBagh Woods!
A sincere Halloween question: What character is this? White pumpkin face guy with back tentacles has appeared in my neighborhood in several colors. Not Slenderman, Slenderman has no face. I'm missing out on some lore...