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And George Wendt@trumancapps· 21d

all she had to do was announce a Metro Sexual program and she'd have the elder millennial vote locked in for November

"Bass divided her Metro priorities into four slogans: Metro Safe, Metro Affordable, Metro Reliable, and Metro Ready."

And George Wendt@trumancapps· 22d

[rides up on skateboard] Movie projectors missing some specialized parts, huh? [spins chair around, sits down] Y'know that reminds me of a story about a guy who took some special parts from a movie projector...

And George Wendt@trumancapps· 22d

Amlash terracotta figure of a guy holding his hands up as if to say "eyyyyyy" 800 years before the birth of Christ.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· 23d

UPDATE: my research has led me to conclude that Jon Ossoff has the mandate of heaven and that he and he alone can save the Republic. Muad'dib etc

Google search results confirming that Jon Ossoff is an only child. Can I get a hell yeah in the chat

And George Wendt@trumancapps· 28d

🎶is this the real life is this just fantasy we gave Trump a landslide now he'll fix the economy🎶

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jul 14

"as a scientist, I have been gracious enough to entertain the possibility that RFK Jr might be slightly misguided. and yet still, women do not reward me with sex. curious!"

Excerpt from the article where the dumbass author whines about Biden-era COVID "misinformation" but then says "However RFK might be headed in the wrong direction" as a halfhearted attempt to find some sort of middle ground.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jul 13

🎶Meet the New South Same as the Old South🎶

Lurleen Wallace, wife of George Wallace, who was elected governor of Alabama after Wallace was termed out. During the campaign it was made clear that she would just be a figurehead for Wallace to continue his policies.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jul 12

David Attenborough: [mumbling] skip. I don't like this animal. skip it

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jul 9

The main character on Lost (Locke, who is bald) in a fight with some angry loser (Jack).

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jul 9

"hi, I'm Brytanni, your personal gambling debt facilitator!"

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jul 7

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 26

it's illegal to put guys like this in movies anymore, because of Woke

Some of the members of the Hudsucker Industries board, who are among the most distinctive looking old white guy background actors ever put to film.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 26

Now I must warn you, Congressman Kean has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything, or doing anything

Simpsons screenshot, Barney dressed as Krusty in a weak attempt to pass him off as the real Krusty the Clown

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 24

Californians watching a major housing bill get derailed at the last second

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 23

this man is your FRIEND he fights AGAINST TRILLIONAIRES

Drug test cup, the sort which is used to verify that federal contractors aren't in violation of federal drug laws.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 23

when the war is over Serihy will answer for his crimes

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 14

Ray Smuckles-ass administration

The iconic "Mountain and the Motorcycle" Achewood strip, where Teodor and Roast Beef watch what Ray Smuckles does on his computer when nobody's looking: set a picture of Mount Everest as his desktop, then pull up a Google Image search of a motorcycle, shrink the window down, and pretend to jump it over the mountain.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 8

sorry the only "real" New Yorkers are the background mountains from Rumble in The Bronx, filmed on location in New York City

Jackie Chan on a rooftop in Rumble in the Bronx. Behind him are a bunch of very Canadian looking mountains. But it's cool, he's in the Bronx.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 8

getting my system bricked by the MacOS Circus Liquor Clown update

A neon sign in the shape of a horrifying clown holding a sign that says Circus Liquor. Real heads know exactly where this bad bitch lives.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Jun 2

tech bros keep reinventing the bus and fashion designers keep reinventing Little Nephew's pants from Achewood

Achewood strip from like 23 years ago where Little Nephew has fashioned a pair of individual pant legs to help him sag his pants as much as possible

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 27

not sure I love the fact that this Inherent Vice gag keeps being relevant

Inherent Vice screenshot. A man in a labcoat nervously explains a swastika tattoo on a man's face by saying, "That's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning 'all is well.'"

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 23

after 14 years as one of Congressman Brad Sherman's constituents, for the first time ever, I got a call from his campaign urging me to vote for him in the primary

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 22

Waffle House sign font:
Part I: By What Means Redmond Barry Acquired the Style and Title of Barry Lyndon

Waffle House sign font:
Part II: Containing an Account of the Misfortunes and Disasters Which Befell Barry Lyndon

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 21

thinking once again of how Senator Martin Heinrich voted to confirm this guy because they were buds

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 12

this is my last week writing for a true crime/conspiracy theory podcast before I start my new, better job. my final assignment is to write a history of COINTELPRO. fortunately, I've decided not to let myself get emotionally affected by any of the research! gonna be a chill week. [five minutes later]

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 7

Nate Silver tweet, 1.3.22: "It's probably foolish to think an NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?"

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 6

Demi Lovato tweeting
GET A JOB
STAY AWAY FROM HER

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 4

Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth, opening the door for a costumed character holding balloons. Eyes narrowed, she is asking, "Gene?" (She suspects, correctly, that the visitor is Gene Parmesan, private eye.)

And George Wendt@trumancapps· May 2

similar energy to Spritle the boy wearing Paul Frank monkey pajamas and Chim Chim the monkey wearing Paul Frank boy pajamas in the Speed Racer movie

Spritle and Chim Chim in Speed Racer (2008). Spritle is wearing Paul Frank monkey face pajamas.

Closeup on Chim Chim in Speed Racer (2008). He is wearing matching Paul Frank pajamas but the image on them is of a boy's face. This is funny because Chim Chim is a monkey.

And George Wendt@trumancapps· Apr 29

Harris's slogan was "we're not going back" and Trump's was "mass deportations now" and voters were like: