Truman Chipotle

@trumanchipotle

Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls. Recent: Best:

609 Following536 Followers356 Posts

Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and trumanchipotle.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· 19d

Whoa! Whoa! What the?!

An altered post from BlobStar to make it look like they ate the deer

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· 20d

Well...here goes...

An upside down calculator spelling out BOOBIES

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· 21d

Captain Caveman sure could pull.

Captain Caveman hanging out with 3 megababes.

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· 23d

The Docs in question. I mean come on. Those are hella cool.

Black Doc Martens embroidered with roses

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· 27d

[discussing ideas for my house with an interior designer] Have you seen Three Men and a Baby?

Ted Danson, Tom Selleck, and Steve Guttenberg from Three Men and a Baby toasting in front of a wall mural featuring art deco stylized Tom Selleck's face

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jul 5

Quote from Wayne's World: Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, "If you label me, you negate me"?

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jul 4

While celebrating July 4th, remember...

An in-store advertisement for Johnsonville sausage that reads "You can't spell sausage without USA"

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jul 1

A picture that captures your essence

A photo of Johnny Frittata back when he had long hair, holding up a blu-ray of Ernest Goes to Camp and wearing a sweater that says Tacky

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jul 1

Drove 14 states in 14 days, pull into the driveway to find we'd driven exactly 4999.9 miles.

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jun 23

Greetings from North Dakota!

A bison in Theodore Roosevelt National Park in North Dakota.

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jun 22

Dave Coulier's hand prints at Mann's Chinese Theater! No, wait. This is at the welcome center in Fargo, North Dakota.

A close-up view of a rectangular concrete slab set next to a patch of green grass. Imprinted in the center of the concrete are two handprints. Below the handprints is the signature "Dave Coulier" carved into the cement. Faintly visible above the right handprint are the words "Cut. it out." The slab is bordered by similar concrete blocks on the left and right, which also contain partial imprints.

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day! Here's some art from a vasectomy brochure.

Various paintings of couples from vasectomy brochure

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jun 19

The trees have really gotten into Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jun 19

Greetings from Oshkosh, Wisconsin!

Mediocre white guy wearing glasses blocking the view of a beautiful sunset over the lake in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

Truman Chipotle@trumanchipotle· Jun 16

Thank you to @im-all-id.me for making this super cool shirt. Beyond David Lynch being one of my favorite directors and Twin Peaks being one of my favorite shows, this quote means a lot to me as I have a trans family member that is near and dear to me. Very cool shirt.