Mmkay. Saw in @usatoday.com that a Florida school is entering a pilot program with FUCKING DRONES to pepperball, annoy and distract school shooters. Gee, wonder what the fuck that costs?! AS OPPOSED TO JUST BANNING THE DAMN ASSAULT WEAPONS THAT NOONE NEEDS OR EMPLOYING SECURITY?

Literally can’t tell you all how much I hate Xfinity and how I am absolutely switching providers this summer. The rare free time I have, I cherish, and when I sit down for some Black Ops 7 it’s a treat I’m excited for. All too often, their shit service hits us with a random outage that won’t

Mmkay. Mikey Madison at the #Oscars. Why is no one talking about how she absolutely, positively stunned?! 😳

Mmkay. It’s like this. 👇 Republicans told us they were gonna “drain the swamp.” They then BECAME the swamp.

I think you’re stating something vastly important and significantly overlooked here. His entire cabinet, and the entire Republican Party for that matter, is a complete performative dog and pony shit show all in hopes of winning the favor of one spray tanned moron. Serving us so well, eh?

I mean.. Are any of us actually fucking surprised? Full Presidential pardon for this douche canoe and just look at all he did with it

If Heaven ever had an answering machine..

That’s a fucking $351 Million “oops”

I mean.. It’s a closed-doors hearing.. For a deposition that isn’t public.. So, naturally, the dumbest bitch on planet Earth thinks it’s a prime time to snap a little pic for the gram.. With her name plate in the shot, she sends it on to a griftcaster like the genius she isn’t

You know how the guys erupted on the bench with glee when Team USA won the men’s hockey gold? Yeah that’s us when Trump finally, FINALLY dies. 🙏

Yeah I think you’ve got the Elite 1 I have Elite Pro 2, has like 16 colors you can change the XBox button to, four back paddles and lock triggers, smooth case and four interchangeable joysticks. I call mine “The Hearse” because of the endless trail of bodies I leave on Black Ops 7 w/ it

Nope. Not possible. This exists.

Here’s your President’s best evidence of mass voter fraud… 🙄

They sure do. Our cat used to sharpen her claws on corners of walls in the apartment. We got her those cardboard scratch things, they helped—but what REALLY works is keeping one cardboard moving box 📦 in the living room. We just replace the box every two weeks and she doesn’t touch the walls.

My kid is playing Roblox and there’s like a literal KKK outfit simulated here by someone

This was a lot of words for her to use to simply say “I’m a racist, self-serving ultra-twat”

Bro the way she rocked that CZ 75 SP-01 pistol w/ a micro dot sight was phenomenal. She was trained well by the master-at-arms. The inner Black Ops 7 fanatic in me was drooling in the theater, my wife was like “who gives a fuck about the gun, babe?” Well, clearly I DO! Chase was amazing.

Yep. Wondered why I had so many noobs to smash today.

Really? I dig the hell out of it. Loved 6, thought 7 was rough at first but it’s grown on me a lot. There was a steeper curve with this title, but the payoff has been grand. I trash these kids half my age and it’s a riot

Pretty extensive, too.

Okay

Cats are insanely insane. We have a wonderful kitty named Jazzy. She rules our apartment. She dictates who goes down the hall at what time with swats. She literally tells us it’s dinner time. She also plays fetch and generally gets along with my bearded dragon. Cats are so unique. Crazy things

Absolute horse shit. The judge in the Pretti evidence situation is dead wrong. It absolutely IS the responsibility of DHS and its agents to secure the scene where it fucking murdered someone. I’m sure there was a crowd. There usually is when there’s a protest. Don’t like it? STOP MURDERING PEOPLE

Man I miss painting my Old World Bretonnians. The game was fun, hanging with friends in the basement playing on a table that literally took an entire room—but the piece work was a hobby in and of itself, I remember I spent well over a week on my gryphon King Louen and weeks on The Green Knight

This looks like Tom and Jerry stole a bike, went to hell and got the Cronenburg Morty treatment

Meh. 😑 Also the NRA:

So very happy for Jackass Douchecanoe Vance and his indentured servant Ewwsha as they welcome their newest child, Serta Loveseat Vance to the world. Gender reveal? It’s a La-Z-Boy. 🥁