Got curious what they kept saying about Fauci being obsessed with his own fame was about and... it's literally just a government scientist writing in his personal diary "uhh, it looks like I'm suddenly one of the most famous people on earth. This is weird and I don't like it!"

This tweet will mean nothing to future generations

Goddamn dude. So close

My brain can only do this guy's name in this voice

"The Snack Panther"

Damn that's way better than the Amazon one

Now this is America

there's only one man who can help us

Dream ride

When I remember that I can flounce out

This was from like a week ago

For sure. Great joke.

I'm honestly not sure if I have the emotional availability for this new air conditioner

This shit will be under $50 a year from now. I wish there was somewhere I could bet on it. Maybe Polymarket or something

R E T V R N

i think you could be Matan Even's co-host

Woke President Ossof needs to implement criminal liability for any manufacturer who chooses to sell a vehicle beyond a certain hp/weight ratio

Folks,

Oh sickkkk... I'm sure she'll do something good with it

Ha I almost forgot this happened. Very cool. Not rage inducing at all

"How'd the rocket launch go?"

No one wins playing this game

Goddamn dude. You truly are the dive bar savant

What would you expect the music volume to be at a bar that looks like this?

Staying at a really nice hotel tonight