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@turpin4prez

St. Louisan Public defender Socialist Human husband/Cat father Just some guy He/him Co-host of Here's a Guy:

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Turp@turpin4prez· 7d

Terrific insight on tonight's W from the Cardinals subreddit

Turp@turpin4prez· 21d

Always nice to get engagement on my posts

Bot account pretending to be a grieving Palestinian father sharing an irrelevant post about O Brother Where Art Thou

Turp@turpin4prez· Jul 11

Freddy, my muse

Handsome brown tabby cat sitting politely on a coffee table next to a bottle of Sprite

Close up of the brown tabby cat's face; he has a blank expression

Close up of the brown tabby cat's dainty white feet

Turp@turpin4prez· Jul 6

I challenge you to find a sequence of posts that sums up the last decade of American politics better than this

Turp@turpin4prez· Jul 6

roger the alien elbow dropping a man to smithereens

Turp@turpin4prez· Jul 5

How @drownedingravy.bsky.social and I are spending 4th of July evening- watching some Hitchcock in the backyard

Cary Grant being kidnapped in North By Northwest

Turp@turpin4prez· Jun 12

Me forcing myself not to be the fun police about Mariska Hargitay

straining so hard my veins are popping out

Turp@turpin4prez· May 3

The leftover sushi wanter

Brown tabby cat yearning for sushi in a takeout container

Turp@turpin4prez· Apr 13

Turp@turpin4prez· Mar 21

Two of my most legendary photos of other people drinking had their anniversaries this week. The first is from college and led to an eventful @papajackjohn.bsky.social leg tattoo. The second is from an early morning law school class, featuring a classmate whose whereabouts are now unknown

Friend is mad and flipping off the camera because he's getting destroyed in beer pong. Opponent on the other side is laughing maniacally

Guy in green sport coat and green hat drinking a Four Loko in the middle of a morning law school class on St. Patrick's Day

Turp@turpin4prez· Mar 13

The miniatures museum in Tucson absolutely rocks

Harryhausen miniature figures used in old stop-animation B movies

Overheard view of various Christmas village scenes

Miniature scene with a wizard and a baby dragon entitled "The Hatchling Apprentice"

Miniature room featuring sets of knight's armor and a large Gothic window

Turp@turpin4prez· Mar 6

@johnjf125.bsky.social The answer is yes, apparently

Turp@turpin4prez· Feb 25

This is the author. They've deleted the article apparently, but it was presenting a bunch of really heinous arguments about how the left needs to prioritize "safety on public transit" by forcibly instutionalizing homeless people, and that not doing so will force people to convert to fascism

Turp@turpin4prez· Feb 24

Turp@turpin4prez· Feb 20

Is Oregon vs. Youngstown State the only possible waterfowl vs waterfowl matchup in D1?

oregon ducks vs youngstown state penguins in baseball action

Turp@turpin4prez· Feb 7

Billikens good

Turp@turpin4prez· Jan 26

Real Wife Guy hours: walking to 7/11 in 10 degree temps and 9 inches of snow because my wife had a hankering for a fountain Diet Coke

Wife Guy in coveralls and winter hat holding a big gulp soda

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 25

Too sweet?

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 24

It's a Bean

joshua pants- holiday party practice- it's an ll bean sweater

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 21

Thank you for this

Saints D/ST coming up big in the fantasy football playoffs

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 14

Meanwhile, last night I was subjected to the 2009 Disney CGI animated Christmas Carol. Terrible. Hideous animation, bland musical score, tone all over the place. No idea why they though a physical comedian like Jim Carrey made sense for a nuanced voice acting role. Don't recommend this one at all

CGI Ghost of Christmas Past with a fiery head, also looks like total shit

CGI Ghist of Christmas Present, looks like a sleep paralysis demon

A nice Christmas dinner featuring Scrooge and others. Sadly, still looks like shit

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 14

Revisiting a classic for the first time in a long time while visiting the in-laws: Mickey's Christmas Carol. Still holds up, although the short run time hurts it. In typical Disney fashion, they lay it on thick- Scrooge is arguably a bigger piece of shit in this than any other rendition I've seen

The Ghost of Christmas Present and a delectable feast

Mickey and his family portraying the Cratchits

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 7

This takes me back to the good old twitter days

tom crean looking like he just saw a dog get run over

Turp@turpin4prez· Dec 7

Following it up with A Wish for Wings That Work. Criminally underrated. I can't believe Berkeley Breathed didn't like it. Featuring secret cameos by Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman and a mixed media scene using footage from Lost Horizon. Really clever and different.