If Kristen Bell is getting paid every time her credit card commercial runs, I don't think she needs to worry about tallying points on those extravagant vacations

When your bricklayers show up to work hammered

Glad to find this- still had some DVDs to return after the kiosks disappeared

Yeah, no kidding.

Gonna pop some corn and make it a double feature!

So D.C. has been granted statehood? What a nice surprise!

What are you doing @pandoramusic ?

Damn- now we have to wait at least 24 hours before we can talk about Epstein again

Sun salutation

Still remember this

"is a little old place where...we can get together"

This Gardern Hose Holder DID make my life more better

Save like the Savior!

C'mon Pandora- what are you doing?

Perfect. No notes.

Can't wait!

Not buying it till I hear from Grubhub

TIL John Lennon was singing "Shoot me" over and over in Come Together. Always thought it was just a nonsense vocal effect.