Would anyone like a chocolate swirl? 🍥☺️

Someone come play with me, I need attention 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

After three years we finally finished our campaign!!! Longer than it should have been but worth it! We even got these cool dragon skulls from our DND Master 😁🐉⚔️

Someone please just take me to some cool water 🥵🥵🥵

Finally got a battery in the light today, so glad it worked 😄

Finally finished the miniature kit I got for Christmas. All I need to get batteries to get the light to work. Maybe make a trans wizard (fuck you jk Rowling) to take residents hehe 🏳️‍⚧️

Keeping happy. Just found out friends who I thought could come with me to Southport pride Sunday can't come 😞

Feeling very pink 😋

So been house sitting for my aunties again since Tuesday. My lower back is starting to feel better but a good massage would still be wonderful 💆🐈

Know they don't look like much but I saw the video on insta on using fabric scrapes to make beads, and I think I can really make this into something nice. I hope 🧵🧵🧵

So I got my pin bag today! Finally somewhere to start putting my pins so I don't worry about losing them! 😄 Also if anyone has any pins they wanna put on my bag, please drop in 😉

Does anyone wanna go skinny dipping, because my body really, really needs it ,🥵

Made some chocolate cupcakes yesterday and we're suppose to have a melted centre.... They did not 😭😭😭

Dieting is nice and all, but wouldn't you have something covered in cream... I didn't have dick so a brownie will do 😁😁😁

I'v been so distracted so I wanted to show off my "peaches and cream cupcakes" I've got a bunch of cupcake cases so for the next few weeks I'm going on a cupcake making journey 👨‍🍳🧁

So who else is playing? 🎮🤗 #TomodachiLife

So just got back from my latest DND session. We have to kill baby ice dragons, and I don't wanna 😭⚔️🐉

Got a belated Easter egg today, so sweet. Literally 🐇🥚

Happy Easter Sunday everyone! Hope someone hops into your borrow 😈🐇

So I got this from my parents today (they got in while in Yorkshire), I wonder if I could add bits after because finishing it. I don't want people immediately think I'm a potter head.

So I made a ginger cake with chocolate buttercream for my fellow volunteers who are leaving today. And as usual my cake did not disappoint 😁😁😁

Remember people, hobbies are always a good distraction from doom scrolling. Also sexy pics help too 😈😘

So my mum got me to bake some shamrock shaped biscuits, which frankly without dye or icing look like a child drew the cookie cutter 😭🍀 Happy St.Patricks Day!!!!

So in Yorkshire visiting my sister's new place and saw a robin outside her window. So cute 😁

So I've been so distracted I wish I posted this days ago. My mum had a afternoon tea for her 60th. Wish I had more cake 😀🎂☕🍰

So excited to see Priscilla the musical! 👠🇦🇺

Happy #PancakeDay !! Celebrating with the American style, since there slimmers pancakes, with a cheeky little bit of ice cream and syrup 😜🤤

So I didn't do anything for Valentine's Day (34 years in a row), this week though when I was at my DnD session, I got given puzzle egg that if I opened before the end of the session, an egg my character has would hatch. I did it in about 30 minutes 😜⚔️🐉🐣

Going to bed with Stan the cat, rather nice than going to bed alone 😊🐈

I may not have the best bubble butt but I still wish to donate to #HumpDay 😈🍑