...There's A Kobold Here. (@twentyyearstoolate) · DIRTY

...There's A Kobold Here.

@twentyyearstoolate

Any/All, 30s, shitposter, kobold, probably therian, anticapitalist, shoulder to cry on. Minors please DNI, terfs, cops and fascists fuck off back to Twitter. PFP by @catbell-comet.bsky.social, Banner by Senna

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...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· 19d

Yeh

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· 26d

Das me!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· 27d

Heehee, oooohhhhh noooooo, please don't slap meeee!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· 28d

An image reads "post this cat on HALLOWEEN with considerable delay" with a cat underneath

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jul 8

Whatever, here it is. Shit's not fun anymore. We used to be a real country.

The skeleton powerlifting meme that reads: "My body is a machine that turns cigarettes into smoked cigarettes." I would give a chuckle but my mood is thoroughly fouled by the Google AI's, and I cannot air quotes this hard enough, "helpful" suggestion.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jul 8

I fucking hate AI. The moment's ruined. Fuck me.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jul 7

I'm protected. How about you?

A Hypnospace Outlaw desktop covered in Beefbrain Shield Pro stickers.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jul 6

YESSSSSSS!!! Loving the size-accurate minecraft model, everyone should have one!

A small kobold player model in minecraft, sitting on a wooden chair that's much too big for her

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jul 1

The Mystery Science Theater 3000 title screen with text "Keep circulating the tapes"

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 30

I sure hope you like kobolds!

An orange kobold in a blue dress and fishnet gloves, sitting on her knees. A large gecko-like tail pokes out the back of her dress.

A small orange kobold in a blue dress, fishnet gloves, and sandals

An orange kobold in a blue dress giving a curtsy to the viewer. Her large tail pokes out from underneath the dress

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 29

*Smiles flat and comfy*

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 29

Lol. Lmao, even.

Text from a Forbes article stating:

Crowds arrived in small numbers, according to multiple outlets, with The Washington Post reporting the opening-day crowds were "Relatively sparse compared with past National Mall events."

Power outages impacted some of the fair's offerings, resulting in melted ice cream, disruptions to the 110-foot-tall Ferris wheel and a shut down of West Virginia's booth, which experienced air conditioning issues, USA Today reported.

Freedom 250 spokesperson Julia Friedland acknowledged the electrical issues to the Post, saying the fair experienced "power hiccups."

The fair features booths for all 50 U.S. states, though not all booths will be manned throughout the celebration, as states including Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Oregon and Pennsylvania opted out of sending official representatives over budget constraints or scheduling issues.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 24

Y'all could just take a gaycation, you know.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 24

A four panel comic. Three of the four panels have a large orange mass that protrudes through the edge of the panel. The fourth panel shows that the mass is, in fact, a tail, attached to a small orange kobold in a blue dress. It's a terrible comic, for terrible comic day 2026

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 19

It's a classic!

Jerry triangle cheese shape. You know the frame, it's classic cartoon shenanigans, he eated a cheese and now cheese shaped mouse.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 17

The same way you whitewash a bus, although I'll be damned if I can figure out the strange alchemy behind it:

The original Magic School Bus from PBS

The "New and Improved" Magic School Bus from Netflix

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· Jun 14

SHE'S HERE! 30" of incredibly cute 'bold! I can confirm, very cuddly!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 26

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 24

True!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 24

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 24

Hey, kobolds can be big and tough!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 24

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 23

WUGHHHHH!!!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 23

Hi! These come with salmon and green beans!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 22

The deep space 9 title card reading "Yet another episode where O'brien's B-Plot is way more interesting."

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 22

Just reg'd at furlandia, if you see me, feel free to say hi!

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 19

...And, if I'm being completely honest, those grits could use some work.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 14

The biscuits and gravy for people who just aren't very hungry.

A Bloom County strip. The panel features an old woman talking to an employee at a Burger King register:

Panel 1:
"Now then... that's a "Whopper"... hold the mayo."

"And hold the catsup. And the lettuce, and hold the onions too."

Panel 2:
"Hold the catsup, hold the lettuce, hold the onions."

"Hold the bun... and hold the meat too."

Panel 3:
"There's nothing left to hold."

"Yes... I'm afraid I'm just not very hungry today."

Panel 4:
"NOW JUST HOLD EVERYTHING, LADY..."

"That's right."

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 14

Need some input, how's my party composition?

A screenshot from the game Might & Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven, in a party creation screen. The four characters from left to right are: Roderick the Paladin, Rick the Archer, Roger the Cleric, and 'Rod' the Sorcerer. The joke here, which unfortunately doesn't translate well in text description, is that they're all using Roderick's (Default Character) Portrait.

...There's A Kobold Here.@twentyyearstoolate· May 13

I'm a real big fan of the Dead Hand, only ever in OoT but I'm shocked it never got re-used because it was nightmare fuel as a kid. Even the original polygonal model does SO much work in conveying the utter monstrosity of this thing:

Illustrated art of Young Link facing a Dead Hand in OoT

The original polygonal model of the Dead Hand from Ocarina of Time, hunched over in a biting attack frame. Its eyes are hollow and its mouth is opened unnaturally wide, showing long teeth and exposed gums.