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it/they, cat irl, friend of eggbug does godot & zig, sometimes does art in 2d/3d and makes other stupid shit queer as in weird little freak. kink positive, period. once i conquer executive dysfunction it's over for all you bitches 日本語勉強してます linktr.ee/towai

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the@twi· 10d

?????

A somewhat tarnished bumper sticker on a sedan's rear trunk door reads "NO AIRBAGS — WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN"

the@twi· 16d

no man why would people on DeArrow make caelan's title sound autogenerated by grok

screenshot from the beginning of Caelan Conrad's recent video titled "Gemini killed someone". Grey DeArrow UI on the right indicates that title replacement is disabled.

the@twi· 18d

the famous "are women bourgeois" thing from disco elysium but instead of women it's helmets

the@twi· Jul 6

ecosia search for e261, reached by accidentally typing e261 instead of e621 into the address bar and hitting enter, expecting it to have autocompleted ".net". e261 is evidently ANOTHER food additive but also a series of japanese trains

cooltext flaming TRAIN TYPO but it's a static image because bluesky won't let you put a gif in a multi image post, fuck bsky fr

the@twi· Jul 6

caption: "Renamon continuing to be the most relatable non binary rep ever by not fucking saying anything lmao"
screenshot from digimon tamers of renamon looking down at her tea and cake

the@twi· Jul 6

wouldn't be a pride drawing from me if i weren't late as fuck getting it done i had this image in my head pretty early in the month but i genuinely had other shit going on! all at once! oh well

renamon wearing tinted glasses and a trenchcoat matching rika nonaka's fit in her introductory scene, though with the sleeves torn off. one paw pulled back and the other thrust forward, it's performing an aerial diamond storm (kouyousetsu (狐葉楔)) in front of a paint swoosh of the nonbinary flag colors (matching renamon's own palette) laid over an abstract blue background consisting of a gradient and some rectangles. the sharp white projectiles it generates have a yellow and purple glow

the@twi· Jul 6

"when the fajitas come out sizzlin" but it's when the molo is glocky!!!

the@twi· Jul 4

screenshot of the asthmatic cat in the oxygen doohickey. (an orange cat sat in a water jug which has tubes running from it that are audibly pumping a mist of airborne medicine into the jug, with several holes drilled into the side as well as a flap door cut in, which a person is holding up from out of frame, as well as holding the oxygen chamber still by the stem of the jug.)

the@twi· Jul 3

things that really don't bode well for a driver that i'm about to update to attempt to un-break things rather than breaking them further, but are just more odd the more you look at them

an image with the weird shitty brown look of thousands of other clearly ""ai"" generated images with hysterical anti-ai masses yelling at a robot at a computer eating from a bag of tokens. one of the protestors looks like trigglypuff. idk there's a bunch of other bullshit in this image probably but i don't wanna be doing this right now man

the@twi· Jul 2

cool thanks

a logitech installer for some software/driver. it prompts the user to select a language. the language dropdown is a sea of "12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890".

the@twi· Jun 26

real yard in my town

photographed from within a car, what would be a typical suburban lawn with an abundance of american flags and american-flag-themed decorations, but also many skulls and skeletons dressed up in america-themed attire, including a small pair dressed up as the couple in "american gothic", and a pair of >6ft tall skeletons cosplaying as the statue of liberty and uncle sam. lady liberty is looking directly into the camera.

closer, we see a pair of small skeletons, one with red pigtails and one in a tiny hat and an american flag shirt, both holding fireworks. in front of a large american flag there is a more adult-sized skeleton wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a shirt reading "party life". there is also a sign advertising the home employs adt home security

the@twi· Jun 26

i got all the unintelligent canines on streaming right now

screenshot of Twitch Live extension showing the streamers DumbDog and DaftHusky live simultaneously. snoo is also there as the settings icon for some reason

the@twi· Jun 22

considering making an improvement to a webseries

the@twi· Jun 21

years later this is pretty much where i'm at also

twitch chat message by user colossal_cactus: "it's almost sympathetic until you remember he's an insane chud."

the@twi· Jun 19

i'm normal

$You Really ARE Freakier Than a Jean Doe! THEY ARE owogh They've scored 「1422.75pts」 on the AURFTAD! They're ranked #134 on the leaderboard! They are: WREAKING FREAK (1200-1800)! This Point range is for the insane. At this level it may even be inaccurate to refer to your NSFW interests as “sex”. You’re operating on a level that people with a fraction of this score might take days to comprehend. And to the few who score higher than this? They’ll understand but on EVERYONE’S SOULS they should be rarer than an emerald.$

the@twi· Jun 15

that's right

Thumb for the latest episode of Tom Scott's England, prominently featuring a ferret looking up at the camera from within a cage. The video is titled "We can't invent a robot better than these ferrets".

the@twi· Jun 8

its smug aura mocks me

aiai's ring racers victory signpost, clearly based on the second image in OP with his stupid dreamworks face

the@twi· Jun 2

the@twi· May 24

edit of nothing doing comic #1; autumn is in a performance review.

boss: "it's starting to seem like you people are eroding the very fabric of western civilzation."
autumn: "that's right.

panel 2: boss is just looking at them. autumn: "wait, did i lie? i meant to lie."

the@twi· May 23

whoa do you think yoshi will be there

email push notification reading "fraud event – rsvp by june 3rd"

the@twi· May 22

has anyone on this earth ever put this image under a good take

that Fucking norman rockwell painting ("ode to civil discourse")

the@twi· May 21

the@twi· May 14

imagine you're having sex and this pops up in the upper right corner of your vision

the famed Image of the Person You Want to Create (from the tomodachi life: living the dream overview trailer, blasted to stardom by the ytp "touchy life")

the@twi· May 11

the@twi· May 6

#goldenweek offering of blaze the cat which was forced to be fashionably late due to Circumstances outside of my control

blaze the cat is wearing a golden bikini, looking up at the viewer with a subtle blush as if just noticing them looking back, as she laces some golden sandals up her thighs. her golden attire is painted reflective but the image is otherwise unrendered save for minimal crosshatch shading.

the@twi· Apr 1

why the hell has my rhythm doctor activated Waluigi Mode

the@twi· Mar 31

yay yaaay YAAAAAYYY

the@twi· Mar 29

i missed doing soundclown shit. finally finished up this thing that i had sitting on my hard drive at like 95% done for over 3 months (would you believe i could've posted this when it would've been at least _somewhat_ relevant??) it's called DO HARM 🔊 soundcloud.com/towaii/do-harm

the@twi· Mar 27