I'm a programmer & not an artist, so I used a medium I'm familiar with.

If I go purely by how much I listened to it, this would be my pick for perfect 90's album.

Some puppy ears don't go up, but that's OK!

Name a Remake that is Better than the Original Film.

Women don't like the vehicle.

What's your sign?

See an old cartoon, quote with another cartoon:

I don't know about "perfect", but I listened to it enough to wear out the cassette.

What's a book — or series of books — that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays?

Marines sent in to attempt to quell an invasion by foreign invaders.

Guilty as charged! So here's my pup Sophie.

If you see this post a knight.

I'm short on time, so I only had a chance to erase the word "candle". You can make "battle" from those letters, though. I'm not very good at this.

If you see this, post an archer.

Post a duo.

OK, my attempt at a lemon pig. He's a bit of a low rider, and I decided that his "other end" had a lemon piggish nose ready to go.

“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the one ring.

Get Leslie to marry them!

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.

They come from the boneless chicken ranch!

whoooooaaaaa black betty

If you see this, post a dino.

If you see this, post a knight.

Learning much from @annleckie.com, Sophie the Fitness Intern has determined that taking us for a walk at the Gilbert Riparian Preserve is in fact A Fitness.

Welcome aboard, Professor Byrne! Here's one of mine: