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Two Cows@twocowsgames· 27d

Can I report a notification as bullying?! Because I don't want to relive this traumatic event. #Sounders

Notification on iPhone lock screen. Background is blue. Text is white.
Left: Apple TV icon
Text:
In bold: condensed replay available
Text not bold: catch up on action from Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders FC.
Right: 7 minutes ago

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Jun 5

Not all platforms are created equal. It's not just the hardware, the software it runs on matters too. Microsoft pushing Xbox to run forked Windows was an awful decision that comes with obvious consequences. This is one such incident. The hardware is also not very powerful. Devs do what they can

Supposedly loves video games based on bio

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Jun 1

Two Cows@twocowsgames· May 27

One of my top 3 witch portrayals (in part due to the casting and and costuming folks).

Bette Middler as Winifred Sanderson from Hocus Pocus. She's making a sort of shocked, sort of angry face and her palms are open and moving in whimsy and creepiness

Ruth Connell from Supernatural. She's staring at someone out of the picture with a very bemused face. Something resembling a brownie bite is in her left hand. Her right hand is also in a gripping position but I can't tell if there's anything in it. She has a modest necklace around her neck. Black robe of some sort.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· May 23

Tim Ream's stat page with 88%touches, 36% chances created and meager stats everywhere else.

Jackson Ragen's stat sheet with 99% touches, 77% chances created, 76% shot attempts, 68% aerial duels won. 63% goals, 40% defensive contributions.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· May 21

Here's the silly little guy, Summit. He was supposed to be mini (his parents were) but he was never that small.

An Australian Shepard (Summit), with a blue Merle (I think) coat standing next to a palm tree trunk in tall, lush grass

Two Cows@twocowsgames· May 19

Good for him! When we met briefly, he told me he was of Canadian and Nicaraguan decent and I thought that was so cool! Super humble guy. I hope good things for him in the future!

From left to right: Yu Tsukonome, Sebas Gomez, Cody Baker, Peter Kingston, and Tino Lopez.

All on the training field. Behind is a fence covered in blue obfuscating mesh. Barren trees in the background.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· May 19

Try one of these. All of these are free from harmful additives. It could be those additives that are causing your reactions

A list of sunscreens with excellent ratings

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 31

Venn diagram.
Left: sailor Uranus
Right: gay tops
Middle: yelling "witnesses the power of Uranus!"

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 31

This milkshake topped with cake, chocolate truffles, and fruit.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 17

Unlucky sure, but still worth keeping. When you do the math and factor how many times a player has missed 3 or more games due to injury, he's only slightly ahead of Morris on a per year basis. I included Messi as a long-term sample. Looking at goals+assists per 90 since 2024, he's solid AF.

Average instances of injury keeping a player out for 3 or more games per year.

List shows:
Messi with 0.82 per year.
Morris with 0.90 per year.
De La Vega with 1.00 per year.

A chart showing total minutes played from 2024-2026, as well as total goals+assist and goals+assist per 90 minutes.

Morris: 4,095, 30, 0.66
De La Vega: 1,825, 17, 0.84

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 15

My favorite starting lineup in a while for the Seattle Sounders! #SeattleSounders #Sounders

Starting lineup featuring Musovski, Minoungou, Ferreira, and Rothrock on offense.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 11

QTP with your top N64 games

Box art for Star Wars: Episode I : Battle for Naboo

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 6

I decided to compare Pedro De La Vega's injury history to Lionel Messi, whom I believe is the closest compare in play style. The amount of absences due to injury in which 3 or more consecutive games were missed are fairly close. Messi is helped by playing for a much longer time but I would argue

A graphic showing career years, 3+ games absent count, and average instances of injuries per year.

Messi: 22 years, 18 "3+" absences, and 0.82 instances per year.

De La Vega: 8 years, 8+ "3+" absences, and 1.00 instances per year.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Mar 6

This is obviously an Iguanadon 🦕

The cover art for the 2000 animated film, Dinosaur by Disney. Cover features an eye of the dinosaur and the name of the film, also Dinosaur

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 27

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The cast of House MD. Everyone is in medical attire except House, himself who is wearing a "punk"-like tee-shirt and a black blazer over top.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 26

Something fun arrived! #SounderAtHeart

Magazine open with a picture of goalkeeper Andrew Thomas on the left page, smaller team pictures on the right. Some thumbs holding it open.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 22

I'm always ready for a return of the king. The one product that really set Pepsi a half-step above Coca-Cola for one brief, beautiful moment. Successfully making that fourth, "blue" flavor. Pepsi Blue 😭

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 17

Went to a new specialist yesterday. Her recommendation: No: Coffee / caffeine Pain relievers (NSAIDS) Cannabis CBD Avoid: Spicy food Fatty food Me with chronic pain in specific joints:

Older, bearded and balding, gentleman in red turtleneck, long sleeve shirt.
Text underneath:
Guess I'll die

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 13

So sad I missed it. I wanted to see the big wank. 😭 Maybe in your next article about the game? 👀

Screenshot of the website page listing the game properly as Big Walk with a bizarre image capture of the game that I cannot further describe.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 9

Hey @discord.com, here is how I feel about your face scanning "feature." P.S. It was set to renew tomorrow so THANK YOU for my $110. 😡💢

Email from discord confirming I've canceled my subscription to Discord Nitro.

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 6

I got my meds a day early! I could cry. 😭 Broke it in half like coke fiend (too late for a full dose at this point). Literally lucked my fingers to get every bit. Why is getting meds so complicated?! Here is a sleep chart. Can you tell when I ran out?

Chart showing my sleep over the past week. Earlier on I had green rings indicating good sleep. Around Monday I started to get yellows. Today's sleep graph shows I slept 3 hours and 10 minutes. 40 minutes of deep. Sleep time, quality, and deep are all in the red (more like fuschia but they mean it to indicate poor sleep like red would).

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 1

YouTube Music's list, on the contrary, makes a lot more sense.

YouTube Music's generic list format, white text on very dark gray, almost black background.

Song examples include I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred and Take On Me by a-ha!

Two Cows@twocowsgames· Feb 1

Using music for escapism, wanted to listen to One-Hit Wonders. This is Apple's List. That's right Apple, no one has ever heard of *checks list* Britney Spears, Eminem, or Madonna before. 🤦