Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
@twogreenparrots
Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children Earth Girls Are Easy
He said he's waiting it to get to streaming
Rico and Boo would like to agree
Fat Orange has forgiven me for trimming his nails.
Thank you for your cooperation
Sir could you not, you are disturbing the residents of this household and also breaking my sunflowers
Plavix presents a board book for teaching your baby how to treat an ischemic stroke
Seriously just look at this fucker
I wish I were Barney, a creature whose thoughts sound like AOL dial-up noises, and who is perpetually finding new ways to be more comfortable than I have ever been in my life.
My dad was a devoted dog person his entire life (Irish setters mainly but they also had pitbulls and mutts) but my mom was always a cat person and after nearly 40 years of marriage he'll readily admit that he prefers cats now. Hence, Sheila the Shit.
Two extremely alive cats who are tearing around the house causing chaos at this very instant
That is Dr. O'Possum and he's been a valued member of the radiology team for years, unhand him immediately.
Tinder: Let me scan your camera roll to determine what you're into My camera roll:
Ok this book was really good and I enjoyed it but it would fucking slap as a Miyazaki movie and you won't convince me otherwise. Someone wake the old man so he forgets he's retired again.
I am reminded of the names of the ships from the doomed Franklin Expedition: HMS Erebus and HMS Terror. Humans love to do this shit in real life.
Someone at Vogue Patterns really looked at this and said "yes I see nothing wrong with the twat flower, send to print."
If you are a parrot owner who does cooked food for your birds and want a simple way to portion food for them, the Souper Cubes cookie trays are amazing
Barney does not know what it means to be concerned and continues to fart on me. Thomas watches on.
Meanwhile the cat's Christmas gift was this portal into Narnia (my closet) from their room so I can close the door and use the mini split in peace. Brand is "Meow manor" and install was quite easy but I'm not happy with the screws on the facade so I will end up gluing it.
"Oh I'm sorry did you want the rest of your tortilla? This? Really? The thing I picked up off your plate and ran away with?"
Ooo yeah mine don't have lids because asshole here won't use a covered box of any kind. He's very particular where he shits for an animal that lived out of garbage cans and got bit by so many mosquitoes his ears went bald.
When we open a sterile table for a procedure and then the procedure gets cancelled, everyone descends on it like vultures to take it home. This is why I have begun using surgical towels to keep the area around my bird cages clean.
The council of eunuchs is not very energetic today