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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 8d

Would a healthy person be proud of this?

homefield's number one oregon state fan, mayhaps

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 9d

We're loving what we're seeing

Cabbage potato sausage and cheese bake, cooked in the Dutch oven most of the initial cooking was done in

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 12d

Me and Barry showing showing up together at karaoke night

Tent Reznor bad time/wrong band storyboard

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 13d

I got you

Maizydoggo with a mlem while she lays on the couch

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 14d

I agree!

Detroit-style pizza using above-mentioned focaccia-style dough

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 16d

"Waiting for you to finish cutting the grass is EXHAUSTING"

Maizydoggo, now laying on the a different bit of tile. She is being a flat dog

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 16d

Cot too soft

Maizydoggo, on the floor, head almost on stuff

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 16d

Now we're here

Maizydoggo, now snoozing inside on her cot

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 16d

Its contagious

Maizydoggo, head buried in the hot and still-slightly-damp backyard grass

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· 17d

Doggo!

Maizydoggo, asleep in bed, missing out on The Sheep Detectives. Please imagine the occasional gentle snore.

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Jul 1

Can't believe I had to all the way to Denver to get this gem

An orange corduroy hat with a beaver patch on it. The interior of the beaver patch has a woodland scene with trees and a stream, like where a beaver family would set up shop. It is on a head sporting unruly eyebrows

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Jun 19

These tongs have clicked their last click. Lo do they see their broiabd sisters in Kitchen Valhalla

Kitchen tongs, disassembled because the rivet rusted apart in the dishwasher

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Jun 15

I'm not falling for that, Nick Saban

A portion of a banner ad reading "Introducing BofA Rewards"

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Jun 2

Action shot of maizydoggo flopping for belly rubs

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· May 26

A test of pens, each saying, "This <manufacturer> <model> is <diameter> mm!"
-Zebra F-301, 0.7 mm (retired)
-Zebra Sarasa, 0.5 mm
-Uni Jetstream, 0.28 mm

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· May 5

Do we have the same dog?!?!

Maizydoggo on course reversal #19 as we try to poop

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Apr 26

@newap-georgia.bsky.social It has been a week, and we are new thrilled to donate $368 (and fees) in honor of Oregon State's 368 yards of punting against Oregon in 1983's 0-0 Toilet Bowl. Rick Neuheisel's heart grew three sizes that day.

Big beard, big overalls, bigger heart

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Apr 20

Your locals drop the puck around 6:30 gtz/7:30 eastern on The Ocho

Tonight's Stanley cup playoffs broadcast schedule. If you're relying on me for detailed alt text, that's really on you.

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Mar 25

Maizydoggo is cuddling in spirit

Maizydoggo, back when she use to snuggle

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Mar 17

Maizydoggo is zonked

Maizydoggo is donut doggo. She's proofing (resting)!

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Mar 14

Pick your champion

On the left, a chocolate pecan pie. On the right, Detroit pepperoni and onion

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Mar 9

The ball knower was logged on 🤌🤌🤌

I, along with 1% of ball knowers, know Marty Bennett is a tight end from the 2008 draft class

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Mar 6

</hits the Shania button> Let's go

$105.50 of fick cancer

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Feb 28

I have a bad shoulder and 40 lbs of snoozer occasionally gives me the business

Maizydoggo, waiting for me to drop a crumb on the floor. Am I eating anything? Of course not.

She heard me typing and is just lulling me into a false sense of security. The corner blitz of dog behavior.

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Feb 27

The ball knower was logged on

A screenshot of Mac Jones from sportsreveal.io. I guessed right knowing only "QB" and "drafted in 2021"

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Feb 15

Calvin, Hobbes, and Calvin's parents canoeing down a river, probably somewhere in central Ohio. Calvin is complaining about the trip and asking, "Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?"

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Feb 8

I think you all are making round pizzas. I have a Detroit style that I like a lot. Pretty heavy, though

Detroit style pizza. Dough is: 400 g flour, 300 g water, 12 g salt, 8 g yeast. Mix together, cover, and let sit overnight on the counter or a couple days in the fridge. Toppings are 8 oz pepperoni, ~6 oz cheddar, ~6 oz pepper jack. Most of the cheddar goes on the edges. Pepper jack and a little bit of cheddar cover the interior. Baked in a 9x13 pan at 515 F for 13-15 minutes.

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Feb 6

No one's going to get this bone!

Maizydoggo on her bed, resting her head on her red chewbone

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Feb 4

Maizydoggo, conducting a sit-in protest on the color and brightness of these lights

twoHandfulsOfSummerMode@twohandmath· Jan 29

Yep, it's me. You're probably wondering, "How did I get here?"

A blue Ferrari 296 GTB has become ambulatory, like a dog on its hind legs. This will not end week well

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