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Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· 23d

Warning: there is an impostor Otis.

An ad thanking the staff at the Somerville Armory. Included is a picture of their mascot Otis, a bichon-style dog with a crown photoshopped in. Most definitely not Stangle's beloved gremlin.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· 24d

I've cosplayed exactly once.

Agent Chieftan from the DS game Elite Beat Agents.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· 25d

Nothing hits quite like Japanese schoolgirls throwing the horns. #KaijuGirlCaramelise

A scene from episode 4 of Kaiju Girl Caramelise where Kuroe throws the horns with both hands while saying "Metal is the most sublime form of music on the planet!" with her eyes aglow, hair flowing straight up, and fire blazing in the background. Behind her, a guy also throwing the horns has tears flowing from his eyes.

The same visuals as the previous image, but with the guy in the background saying "I'm so glad you grew into a proper metalhead!"

For context, the girl in question transforms into a multistory reptilian kaiju when her emotions flare out of control, and she finds it easiest to control her emotions when listening to heavy metal.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· 28d

Mom and Dad weren't ready, but Grandma's cool. #YouAndIAreTotalOpposites

The scene where Tani asks his family if he can invite his girlfriend over for New Year's. Dad, who didn't know his son had a girlfriend, looks stupefied. Mom, who also did not know, is frozen in shock. Grandma, who DID know, simply smiles and gives a thumbs up.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· 29d

The ineffable sadness when the humans have waffles with whipped cream, but they won't share with you.

A mostly white Havanese dog standing under a table, looking up plaintively.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 17

Ah, yes, nothing like the comforting smell of a dude's sweaty armpits. Right, Gonzo?

A white cat with grey spots sticks his head in the sleeve of a short-sleeve blue t-shirt being worn by a white man, as seen from said man's POV.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 17

Someone brought a kitten on my train and I am losing it.

An orange kitten held by a man clad in black on an MBTA Orange Line train.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 12

That's... uh... that's a look... #PokemonGo

A Pokémon Go encounter with a wild shiny Bouffalant. Its dark brown body is chestnut-colired, and its horns (mostly straight but upturned at the points) have gone from a light grey-ish tan to a pale pink. Far be it from me to suggest that, with the yellow rings on said horns, that they happen to look like a pair of adult novelties stuck to its head.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 12

"We set out to create the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded."

A Pokémon Go status screen showing a Mewtwo with maxed stats, with the image of its Y-form Mega Evolution in the background.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 11

For @theravenof.bsky.social, I got the Noah Kahan donut. It was merely okay - the donut was light and airy, the maple frosting was top notch, but the crumbled Oreos everywhere were very dusty and tasted mildly stale

The Noah Kahan Maple & Willing donut from Union Square Donuts of Somerville, MA.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 10

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

The Adventure Sphere from Portal 2, who also goes by Rick. Wait, just like me!

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 7

Every so often, Gonzo drops these reminders that, deep down, he's a sweet and loving kitten.

A white cat with grey spots is curled in in the arm of a person in a green shirt, as seen from that person's view. The cat's head is upturned, making it look like the cat is smiling.

Rick Healey, piecing it together@twotothefifth· Jul 6

I realize that this was before the latest news about Platner, but Jesus H. Christ, no! Normal people aren't abusive, let alone to the extent Platner was thought to be a month ago! All statements like this show is that you're a terrible human being that should be investigated, too!