the surreal dan tynan
@tynanwrites
writer of things. maker of jokes. drinker of beers. nice to meet you.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Whoever it was, he/she/they was an extreme optimist. But I'm gonna guess this guy, because why not?
Claude's cheesy take on scenario #2: Terrible and yet, not worse than a lot of stuff that gets published.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Both hearty and nutritious.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: I'm going with Fortnite. What do I win?
Great list, especially the more modern additions. But it’s missing the Maltese Falcon.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: I’m going with MVB.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Less time than it took for this to wither and turn brown. #LettuceGiveThanks.
Happy Day of the Dad to all who celebrate. Be sure to share your corniest jokes.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: I'm going with (creepy AF) Poltergeist.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: The ever luminous Marilyn.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: My best guess is Roger Moore. My second best guess is Sean Connery (the one True Bond, imho). But this guy should be the next Bond, no question about it: www.imdb.com/name/nm37722...
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Human Smurf.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Hobbit Jerky.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Chat KGB (it was french)
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Andrew Toney. He also gave the Lakers fits
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: The first adhesive stamp was invented in Licktenstein. Who doesn't know that?
this guy is clearly lost. Could somebody direct him to truth social? Be sure to speak very slowly.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Oh come on. This is Trivia? Next you'll be asking who shot Lincoln. (Do you know who shot Lincoln?) I am clearly too effin old for this.