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RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 13d

Took a ride on the new tram.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 14d

"This is the worst governor in my life" "The worst governor in your life ... so far." Simpsons Meme.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 14d

ISTG if they kill the SRL or kill the WFH laws, it will jokerfy me.

Chip fucking Legrand telling the new premier to kill the SRL. And "calls to walk back the WFH laws".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 15d

It took just one day for Big Fries. And he was the worst for this.

Chip Le Grand: "The hatred of Jacinta Allan was unfair".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 18d

Panic on the front page of The Age about... connecting the SRL to existing stations on other lines.

"Secret multi billion-dollar plan to link SRL stations with existing stops"

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 22d

What the actual fuck is this.

Possibly the worst AI generated map I've ever seen, of the Suburban Rail Loop, with Cheltenham Station in the middle of the bay. Found on Facebook.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 23d

Because we have a massive barrier through the middle that we don't cross.

SBS: "Why Melbourne is considered the Berlin of the southern hemisphere".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 24d

It gets worse...

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 25d

Did you see this too? She's fantastic.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 25d

This is real, BTW. From what I remember, we were encouraged to be geese, because geese will follow any leader, and buffalo only follow one. They were obsessed with this book:

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 25d

Hang on, I was told in one of those bullshit corporate team-building events with butchers paper in 1997 that you should be a goose and not a buffalo.

Forbes: "Why building a bison mentality is key to accelerating workforce productivity".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 27d

That's the Roshena Campbell who lives in Brunswick, ran for a seat out in Boronia (where she didn't live), currently Deputy Lord Mayor of Melbourne (where she doesn't live) being put forward for a Western Metro seat (where she doesn't live).

"Melbourne deputy mayor Roshena Campbell, western suburbs community leader Jenny Matic, and Trung Luu, a Liberal MP currently preselected in the No.2 position, have been mooted as possible candidates."

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· 27d

If I were a superpower hell-bent on the destruction of a rival, I'd be interfering in elections to help Trump /win/.

BBC: "In the half-hour speech, delivered three months before the midterm elections, he said he had declassified hundreds of intelligence files which supported his claims that Beijing had tried to sway the election in Biden's favour."

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 12

Because if it had already opened, it would be running well ahead of itself.

"Why is the North East Link in Melbourne already running a year behind before it has even opened"

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 9

Somehow, The Age manages to find someone who is pothole-pilled to interview about the V/line fuckup.

"It’s taken me over an hour to get to Benalla, because it’s really foggy and there are a bloody lot of potholes around,” she told 3AW. “It’s really stressful.”

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 7

Vote Liberal, because the Metro Tunnel isn't going to fill itself up with concrete.

Brad Battin on Facebook with some bullshit about restoring access to the City Loop on the Pakenham and Cranbourne lines:

"Are you spending more time commuting since the Metro Tunnel changes?
Many Pakenham and Cranbourne line passengers have told me they miss the convenience of direct City Loop and Richmond services and feel travelling has become less efficient.
If you agree, add your name to the petition calling for the restoration of City Loop and Richmond services and help us send a clear message to the Government."

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 6

I'm happy for them to leave the cunt up there.

"Police in hours-long stand-off with Pam the Bird vandal on Bolte Bridge."

"An intruder has refused to come down from the massive structure after spray-painting the infamous tag, triggering a major police response at the key bridge."

“I’m not coming down until they lower the taxes,” he says, his voice raised and shaking. “I’m f---ing sick of paying that s---.”

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 6

They didn't call it a "contagion" when every business started dragging people back to the office for absolutely no reason.

Fin Review: "Victorian WFH laws could spark remote work right contagion".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 6

If politicians don't know how to handle stupid shit ("Oh fuck off, I'm not answering a dumb question like that") they should probably just avoid infantile media.

ABC: "Anthony Albanese 'unequivocally' apologises for saying he would shag Kylie Minogue during podcast game".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 5

If she announces their name now, it gives everyone far too much time to discover that they're a sex offender.

Sky News: "One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson hints One Nation is preparing a major move in Victoria as speculation grows over the party’s next state leader.

“I have someone in mind at the moment, but I’m not ready to announce them as yet,” Ms Hanson told Sky News host Paul Murray."

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jul 1

Whoever does the text for Channel 9 in Adelaide thinks that O-Bahn is spelled like an Irish name. They should rename it Miles O'Bahn.

Graphic from Channel 9 Adelaide, with a car stuck on the O-bahn and text that says "CAR BLOCKING BUSES. O'Bahn Alert".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 28

Fucking C level execs think that just because LLMs can write their email for them, it can do everyone's job.

"Mistakenly, thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and ingesting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high quality product".

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 27

I got bored with playing computer games a long time ago, but it seems at some point, I bought Disco Elysium, and never actually played it.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 25

Hi, I'm the guy who designed these modern toilet locks. The type that gives you no feedback whatsoever, and absolutely no confidence that someone won't walk in on you. I was paid millions for this design.

Modern toilet lock, with a lever that does not have any locked indication.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 25

Violent crime is completely out of control in this state.

ABC news report: Victorian Liberal MP claims assault by party colleague.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 24

Can we stop putting outdoor shows on in Melbourne in late November/early December? I got drenched at one last year.

Cat Power tour listing: Thu Dec 3, Royal Botanic Gardens, Melbourne

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 23

It would be grimly amusing to see the Happy Clappy star MP lose her seat to One Nation.

From a list of Victorian seats in The Age which the ALP thinks the Coalition could lose to One Nation.

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 20

It'll all be fine, we can make the fascist party slightly less fascist.

“I’m actually hoping that this sort of groundswell will moderate that outlook of what One Nation stands for,” said Richard Cannon, a farmer and father of four on the town’s outskirts."

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 20

These people are fucking deranged.

"Smith considered herself non-political, but with a strong anti-renewables streak (“It’s just this massive, rampant ravaging of our land,” she said of large-scale wind and solar projects)."

RUOK Speedwagon@uberpaul· Jun 17

I downloaded it so that nobody has to go to the nazi site. Pretty funny that they managed to get this done so quickly.