Ukobach
@uk0bach
I actually never had an account on that other place. So I'm sorta new to the whole microblogging thing. This place has a good vibe, though.
"Hellooooo. Human fly, here. Come on, I stayed up all night dyeing my underwear!"
Surface-of-the-sun level hot take: those things where you make a curve out of straight lines were always cooler than the "cool S" ever was. See attached pic.
Something about the way the clamshell is designed...makes me think of the Fiat Multipla.
Pictured: the dude who decided how we were gonna spell the word "pharaoh" in English.
1. Open Splatoon. 2. Wish it had mouse controls. 3. Try every single gun/wiper/roller/stamper. Suck with all of them. 4. Any time you win, remember the attached meme.
If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
The only king I recognize👑 (it was a tie between this one and something from the Plow King episode)
In order for you guys to see how 👌 good this really is, I need to show it to you, in contrast with my idiot attempt. Note that I have been taught some art. Like, formally. In school. For money. But MY HANDS REMAIN STUPID.
In my specific case, I had to ban myself from most further mug purchases, after I picked up a HUGE SHITLOAD OF THEM, when ThinkGeek got shut down in 2019. I have so many that I have barely used. Like the Fallout Pip-Boy one. Look at this monstrosity. It's actually stupid. But it was like 80% off.
Those AI bots keep reposting my posts BECAUSE THEY CAN TELL I'M NOT AN AI BOT.
One time, a wasp got into my bedroom and I caught it with one of those reacher/grabber things (see pic) and it was the one time I wish I'd had a pair of those automatic spying glasses. Because I know nobody believes me.
