Remember this scene?

Will someone please tell me where I can get one of these skateboard scooter bikes? Sounds amazing

What do you call it when you get diarrhea on top of diarrhea?

I guess the editor at the NY Times fell asleep on the job. As my English teacher would say: REDUNDANT!

Way to go drunk war pig! Stupid fucks.

Bezos after his rocket exploded...

We've reached top tier Idiocracy status.

And then I threw my head back and laughed and laughed.

Not sure what it means but this is a top notch rhyme. Beastie Boys.

Where? Plotting the demise of these fucks.

when you rent the limo with the sunroof for you and your friends, and no one shows up and you're sad

Hands down the best scene in Jurassic Park 😆💀

Me, during my Fear and Loathing Las Vegas trip when I did too many drugs and tried to figure out what the carpet was telling me.

Search for California in NYT and these are the first two articles that come up. What is happening California??😂

Is it just me, or does the co-founder of Netflix and Bob Ross have the same vibe?

Who knew Prime Video is showing porn now.

He has risen...gas prices.

You can't tell me what to do, snak club!

fixed it

Even a toothbrush can be a form of protest. #nokings

Anyone else have a cat who goes into this position when they're comfortable and they want you to pet them, then they realize they're wild animal side and freak out that their belly is exposed and vulnerable and then start clawing you.

If you're looking for your next emcee name, my tablet stand has thought of it for you...

It's not always Florida Man, sometimes it's Florida Woman.

RIP. You'll always be my nerd. NERD!!!

Bafflingly, there is no mention in this serious article that this guy is sporting a half-beard.

Stationary bike in sauna? check Working out in jeans in the sauna? check The first and last time Kid Rock ever works out? check Drugs? check

REGERTS

Help me out people - how do I get Jane Seymour's magical fountain of youth blood transfused into my body?

What my mind sees when Canadians say "out and about."