Paul

@unacceptapaul

Yet another migrant from the Other Place. Mainly dull, with occasional outbreaks of sweary irritation. Not American, but from somewhere with a broadly similar language. Sorry if that disappoints you. Profile picture was quite literally drawn by a 5yo.

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Paul@unacceptapaul· 4h

This seems bad.

Screenshot of part of an email from my local water company. Reads:

The data for this area shows us:
The last significant rainfall in our region was 2 months ago, on Thursday 11 June 🤯
This July was one of the driest months on record, with a tiny average of 0.5mm of rain.
We've had less than 1% of the rain we'd normally expect at this time of year.

Paul@unacceptapaul· 8h

Now playing. Hell yeah.

Screenshot of music player. Track currently playing is EBTG's Tracey in My Room (Lazy Dog Bootleg Vocal Mix). Yes.

Paul@unacceptapaul· 2d

@noscoredraws.com I have failed you, myself, everyone. I can only confess to this now.

Really really bad self-portrait doodle. Really bad.

Paul@unacceptapaul· 2d

Have to say, these pots are an A1 caffeine delivery system. This one here has been used almost daily since 2010 (with occasional replacements of seals and so on)

Ageing but still 100% functional Bialetti Moka Express 6-cup pot. If it broke tomorrow it would be replaced immediately.

Paul@unacceptapaul· 7d

In other news, these will be my undoing ere long

Packet of KP Signature smoked chili and red pepper flavour jumbo cashews. They taste exactly as you would hope.

Paul@unacceptapaul· 7d

Rain? Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time

Screengrab showing iPhone weather app banner. Reads Light Rain Soon

Paul@unacceptapaul· 15d

What's your sign?

Paul@unacceptapaul· 23d

Why not indeed, but we have fuck all money and relatives with dementia who somehow don't qualify for any sort of help other than what we can provide (almost daily).

Header from marketing email, which reads: "Why not visit the Peak District this summer?" as if the recipients are the sort of dismal idiots to whom this simply wouldn't occur. Perhaps I am being ungracious here but come on, people.

Paul@unacceptapaul· 27d

Oh.

Daily Mirror map of best and worst seaside towns. Where I live isn't quite the worst, but almost.

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jul 12

Oh dear.

Seth Abramson, God love him, losing his mind over an event in a football match that wasn't even mentioned at the time, and concerning two teams, neither of which is the USA. Includes false equivalence with the Balogun suspension incident.

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 25

Live on the coast, they said. It's cooler on the coast, they said. Yeah.

Thermostat in my room (yes, again, bite me). 34°C this time. Fuck off.

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 24

This is taking the piss now

Thermostat displaying ambient temperature of 30.5°C, which is frankly unnecessary in my view

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 24

Bit much, lads

Thermostat on a wall, displaying ambient temperature of 29.0°C, which is a bit on the warm side if you are trying to work

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 23

Not much better down on the coast

Current temperature round by me. 25°C at 10 pm is not appealing.

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 23

Absolutely no context needed here

2 reactions to the tediously inevitable Cristiano Ronaldo goal in Portugal v Uzbekistan. One is more printable than the other 🤣

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 23

@ramblingidiot.bsky.social Hooray!! (frame just obtained)

A trio of Cut from the Land linocut prints. Buy some. Do it now.

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 22

This is fairly warm for round where I live tbqh

Close-up of exterior temperature display on Volvo V90 dashboard, reading 32°C

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 21

Cheers big man

Picture of my late Dad, aged 36 and sporting a lavish brown beard, wearing an atypically fashionable turtleneck jumper. Somewhere in Portugal, late 1976

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 10

@noscoredraws.com Hooray!

Paul@unacceptapaul· Jun 4

Good attacking field that. Proper cricket.

Not my photo - taken by a family member. Zoom shot of the England fielders at Lord's, field set to include a large number of slips. Lovely stuff

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 30

So, when you buy these prints, you get to make your wall look like this:

Cut From The Land prints - In Bloom, and Summer Is A Coming In - framed and on my wall, which makes me happy.

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 29

Finished my work for the week, lads. Just remember:

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 25

Ruby (nearly 12) feels this too

Brown and white collie cross finding it Too Hot, bless her

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 25

Slogan on today's shirt is towards the niche side

Plain white T-shirt with plain black text. Text reads "SERVICEABLE VILLAIN" and as the kids say, IYKYK

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 25

This is the sort of opinion you might expect to hear from someone who visited London and only ate in places like Garfunkel's and Angus Steakhouse, or who has never visited this country and is lapsing into lazy stereotypes. Either that or the poster is on a wind-up. Who knows 🤷🏼‍♂️

American BSky account repeating the usual tiresome bollocks about the only good food in the UK being [insert list of ethnic cuisines here] blah blah moan drone chiz. Please just stop this.

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 24

Right. It is officially warm.

My 50yo legs in cargo shorts. Form an orderly queue please.

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 22

Now playing. Love a bit of Claude MC

Screengrab of Paradisiaque by MC Solaar, from the album of the same name. French hip-hop is fine stuff

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 20

Mood

Dog asleep so hard she has squished up her nose on the floor

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 19

Apparently I am on this one for some reason known only to the curator of the list

Screen grab of a block list titled "ominös & willkürlich", which for some reason I am on

Paul@unacceptapaul· May 15

Lads! Look! A box sarnie that ACTUALLY TASTES OF SOMETHING!