Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
@unburntwitch
Game Dev, alleged writer, kind of comics person, former internet boogeyman. Please don’t tell anyone I’m here, I’m just trying to exist 🤫 they/them Get free 3d printed community protection whistles here:
as someone who is starting to get into press ons (finally a way to balance my need to have short nails so sanding doesn't make me want to die with my desire to have ornate claws sometimes) this is extremely relevant to my interests. I just got these:
your timeline has been visited by the Yuna Orb. The Yunorb. Conduct yourselves accordingly, she is watching.
love too walk into an immersive art thing and immediately be greeted by slop. I don't know why this surprised me but it sucks b
Every time I see a beardy, something about their demeanor makes me wanna say "hell yeah dude" to them supportively
I made a friend. Her name is Coco Chanel and she approved of my shoes. I think.
No crunchwrap! bad dog! You can't read kentaro miura's berserk deluxe edition, you're only 7!
I am begging the culinary school people to stop jumpscaring me with their naming conventions
Tidus is our only ferret who likes to sit like a little circus bear
everyone losing their shit over my soup-in-progress like it’s a new iPhone just because it normally lives in the cabinet
it’s illegal to travel on his roads without paying the toll (the toll is kiss)
Damn they didn’t even bother using one of the “””””good””””” ai models for the propaganda
Sleepy morning noodles (don‘t feel bad for them being in a cage, this is a two story cage and the bottom door is always open, they just like sleeping in here because we keep it dark and cozy for them)
so my bestie told me to pick out a warframe from the store as a gift and I chose this mushroom guy based purely on his design (I know nothing, I'm looking up nothing) and now I will be playing *exclusively* as this loving father who also turns into an incredibly cheeked up baby mushroom who squeaks
It is horny because this feel like the shirtless torso profile pic of emoji errors