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♡ He/Him | Middle 20's | 🔞NSFW/NO MINORS🔞 ♡ Age in Bio to follow ♡ Massive Art and Biology Nerd ♡ BeverlyHillsMom's #1 Fan #hounddraws
Pals started pointing out that I have a ton of catchphrases and its legit making me feel like this
Which one do y'all think is Blitz's favorite
Lmao I didn't get the job bc they never sent me my contract, they told me today that I was "too late" and "didn't make it" because of it. It was a great campaign too, probably the best option I'll have like ever. Welp, it is what it is I guess. My wallet got stolen for this shit
If everything can be Stolitz then when are we Locking In
Twink Death hit him hard in his 40's (ignore the potion beer that Blitz definitely didn't buy to get a sweaty assfull of Owl) #HoundDraws
"Everything can be Stolitz" alright, bet
GET IN THE TRUCKER'S OUTFIT AND GAIN 100 POUNDS!!!
I lost my fucking wallet right as I was about to get hired No wallet = No ID = No medical exams = No job Great...
If Helluva Boss came out in the early 2010's there'll be an Alpha and Omega AU
Y'all need to lock in and watch this show I'm so serious
this is the kinda shit my mooties are penetrating Stolas with
Like if you GENUINELY enjoyed TADC from episode 1 to episode 8 then theres no reason for you to NOT enjoy the finale. If you didnt like the finale but liked those eps I invite you to think about it bc theres a big possibility you soured on the show earlier (Respectable, btw!)
Just saw TADC finale and ngl ppl I legit Do Not Get the folks who consider it a bad finale, it was literally perfect for the show. Like, I think the only thing you can blame it for is "predictability" but imo that has nothing to do
Going to the Amazing Digital Function but making sure they know where my aliances lie (I dont own any TADC merch woops)
Blitz es treinton lo que significa que si hubiera nacido en latam en vez de el infierno seria gran fan de estos dos
I wouldve traded 5 Queer Hazbin characters for 1 Queer Abel... which characters would that be you guys are NEVER going to know, but be asured I wouldve done it without any weight in my heart
Seeing people invent wild theories on how the crew is transphobic for taking the trans flag out of Husk when the real reason is probably that they dont want a Cis Man VAing a Transgender Man the same way they dont want a white person VAing their characters of color
The fat men being the straight ones in the queerfag shows OKAY IM SIDE-EYEING A LIL NGL
Gum Cluzzer is the closest we've gotten to silly but even then I'd argue the fit goes too hard, long are the days of World's Greatest Dad
I was talking about this on twt but I think the leaning towards Fashionable and Hot over anything else has ironically made most drops blend together and make characters stand out less. We just don't get stuff like Pic Related anymore