Uncle Rester

@unclerester

Also known as Frankentan. Cryptid of a person. Kinda undead. Slow of thought and life. Autistic and disabled pensioner. He/Him. Trying to learn to draw. Can't afford to donate.

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Uncle Rester@unclerester· 20d

twitter user pumpkinweighter saying "There are so many instances of archeologists puzzling over particularly confusing artifacts which were made by some guy doing pretty much this" and it quotes a tweet by user zo1oft which reads 'mug I made' and has a picture of a mug with a handle that is twice the width of the entire mug, making a very long handle

Uncle Rester@unclerester· 20d

the dream

manga frame, thought bubbles reading: All these issues I assumed were just symptoms of my disease and age... disappeared after I got hit by "dispel curse".
A speech bubble reads "If that's really so..."

Uncle Rester@unclerester· 25d

youtube preview of a youtube stream titled "Suckoban on these"

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Jul 12

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Jul 1

youtube video preview of "TheReportOfTheWeek". It's someone in a striped suit staring at the camera, one hand on their head, other hand closed into a fist on their desk. The title reads "Is there ANYTHING that isn't getting worse?"

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Jun 30

Absolut. Ofta. nedre hjälper inte JUST NU men om 6 år kanske..

tumblr post screenshots from my pictures folder.
too tired to write the first two posts, which are about remembering embaressing things, but the final one says: I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this! The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years. So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I've done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn't, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

And also just the comedic shock of going "well that was a stupid and mean thing Isaid, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson" helps

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Jun 30

I am free

Big surgical tape over back of hand from blood sample extraction. Tiny wound on thumb knuckle from swedish cheese slicer

Uncle Rester@unclerester· May 27

www.reddit.com/r/AutisticAd... yeaaaah

Uncle Rester@unclerester· May 20

an anime frame of a small doll in traditional courtly clothing saying "my judgement is that the Realm of Extreme Suffering would be a good place for him". Extreme and Suffering are with capital starting letters.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· May 14

the two Creature moods

the autistic creature. a simplified and featureless body on all fours, no hands, just legs like an animal with no details. A giant head and a blank expression and mouth with no smile or frown. Big black eyes like an alien.

The Creature from the tv series Penny Dreadful, staring at the young man who is Victor Frankenstein. The Creature has pale skin, black hair and lips, yellow eyes, and an enormous scar running down from his hairline past his ear and down to his throat.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· May 13

Uncle Rester@unclerester· May 4

I dont think that's how currency works

two items marked at 283 swedish crowns, but the subtotal (566) is claiming that adds up to $566 dollars (which is 5000+ swedish crowns)

Uncle Rester@unclerester· May 3

The Creature and his friend, The Creature

the very handsome 'creature', also called caliban, from penny dreadful. He has black hair, cool scars on his face, black lips and pale skin. Big jacket. Cool yellow eyes.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Apr 24

... holy hell how does google keep getting pathetic

$me searching "flaspost engelska" (message in a bottle, english) It automatically sets\claims "flaskpost" is english, and translates it as swedish "piston pole" which as far as I can tell isnt even a word that really exists.$

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Apr 22

this is a disgustingly and hilariously bad translation In swedish its bscly "do you have a time to catch" directly translated. The actual translation, which I was looking for, is more like "do you have an appointment to catch" ,"do you have someplace\somewhere to be", "do you have a deadline"

google translate of swedish "en tid att passa" to english, which google translate claims is "A time to suit".

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Apr 21

@jocelynawakens.bsky.social bee related

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Apr 16

Nice. It keeps changing the warning message for me which is Not Reassuring. I tried replying but, what timing:

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Apr 9

itself.blog/2017/07/25/o...

A screenshot of the main text of the article in the link. A full transcription does not fit into the alt txt.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 27

tumblr ask "what's the message you want people to take away from TADC?" the answer is "That there's meaning to be found in a stagnant life."

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 21

doing this over my tablet

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 21

Inaccurate. <3

manga frame from dragon maid of kanna, as a head, tail and two pointing hands, in a speech bubble saying "That's where you're wrong."

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 21

@elkyrie.bsky.social idk if this also makes you go '... fuck' but thought you might enjoy reading it, too 💛

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 16

Oh, that doesnt happen to their fatigue? Well maybe it isnt the same, then! (year+ of rest & work-memory recovered, but it could happen again!) It's fatigue the way metal is fatigued. Eventually if you keep pushing, you break, and even if you havent yet, takes less to reach failure

$In materials science, fatigue is the initiation and propagation of cracks in a material due to cyclic loading. Once a fatigue crack has initiated, it grows a small amount with each loading cycle, typically producing striations on some parts of the fracture surface. The crack will continue to grow until it reaches a critical size, which occurs when the stress intensity factor of the crack exceeds the fracture toughness of the material, producing rapid propagation and typically complete fracture of the structure.$

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 16

"but also as a platform for the united states to project power on the world stage"

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 12

wait, so google has no built in way to make 'viewing' the default to opening documents? it's 2026 this is embarrassing, cmon techbros. how many billions do you claim to be worth???

a drawn or 3d model goose or duck viewed form below, making its body huge and head tiny. it reads "Pathetic" at the bottom of the image.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 12

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 9

hahahahaha. No. how embarrassing, did google make gemini handle this???

google translate claiming 'thane' translated to swedish is the swedish equivalent of the grammatical 'than'.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 8

that's one of the reasons I'm starting to love love some vocaloid stuff more with time, I think. Some cool comments

felixcatux from the comments says: "This song is probably not about autism, but as an autistic person i heavily relate to it. Especially the lyrics ”That a bird like me could never think like you”, ”What about me is built so wrong” and ”I don’t know when I’m supposed to stop”.
Many of us feel like there’s something fundamentally wrong with us or that we’re stupid because we’re not capable of thinking like the average person, and we don’t know when what we do is and isn’t okay. We can be annoying and not even realize it at all, while everyone else just expects us to know exactly what to do.
It’s all very relatable, so even if this song isn’t about being neurodivergent, it’s still the way I interpret it. Surely I can’t be the only one?
Snazzyserval says: Also “expert in the absurd” is relatable to me as an autistic person. I don’t often get to talk about the things I’m passionate about because it’s hard to explain to others

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 8

I--- But--- Well, I guess.

I assume that since the planet is a concentration of pure evil and thus has no mass or gravity that would adversely affect the Earth.

Uncle Rester@unclerester· Mar 7

t.ex här. www.reddit.com/r/AutisticAd... Finns några berättelser om hur det hjälpt också. Men även en therapist som säger att det stämmer att det inte nödvändigtvis är 'distorted' och då inte funkar..