Emi the Sweary Cook🌵
@undercoveremi
Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Recent cancer survivor. Moronic health advice you saw on YouTube will get you blocked. She/her.
Got a swatch of this fabric today and the photo does not do it justice. It’s darker in real life and either looks extremely dark purple or like highly oxygenated blood depending on your viewing angle. I love it… but must convince the husband. Sofa tbd. That’s one of 5 I’m considering in this fabric.
I love breakfast food. It’s the meal people are most specific about. Everyone knows how to make it and everyone likes theirs a particular way. I just think that’s beautiful. 🍜🍽️
23. Sheep Detectives (2026) This is wonderful. The kids that love this movie are going to be very cool adults.
22. Project Hail Mary (2026) My posts said it, but it was really fun! I liked the cat crab! Definitely a good time.
21. The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) I had a very good time despite the excessive product placement. I was in the tank for this already, but it was a better time than I thought it’d be
I named a cat I adopted when I was 17 Case. I had quite a cyberpunk phase! This is him as a very old man, not long before he passed.
Fuck it. A pound of beef before my big recovery day is healthy. Virtuous, even!
Sucked it up and did it anyway. I like these treadmill workouts! They have you light jog a lot of the workout and then have occasional hills and speed pushes mixed in with recoveries. It’s working better for me than regular interval training was. 🏋️♀️
Look how pretty this is! But how do you charge $82 for a fucking tank?
It’s probably bad that the fictional characters I identify with most strongly are these two.
World Cup fusion snack prep is officially underway! I got a bit of a slow start on the bread, so I think snacks will be served around halftime.
I love Tiffany so much. As soon as I can afford it, I’m getting this to replace my old James Avery ring I lost. Cheesy, but I don’t care. It’s pretty.
I’m going to have to repot this gorgeous girl sooner than I thought! I’ve only had her a month and she just keeps blooming! I also need to turn her more frequently.
And now they are touching butts!! They might become friends yet!
They are almost touching!!! They do not enjoy each other’s company and frequently hiss, but now they are almost touching!!!
So sad about the footie I decided I’d put on some Bake Off reruns for comfort tv. It’s not Paul’s fault Harry Kane is really good at… oh fuck me
US not doing great, but I had an awesome workout this morning and I credit World Cup with some inspo. If Messi can still do it at this age, I can too. Got a record for calories burned with my run and again with yoga! 🧘♀️🏋️♀️ #fitnesssky
Better post! I am still avoiding the fireworks because they are scary and we’re not chemists!