Corduroy Orbison

@underscore-proto

Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.

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Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jul 10

Garfield

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jul 6

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jun 1

A seven-month old grey kitten with siamese features (triangular shaped head, pointy ears) lays on his side in a briwn paper bag, reaching out playfully with one paw grasping the bag handle. He is a very good boy.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· May 12

He is but I'm still glad to have him out of Vancouver.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· May 10

Vladimir Guerrero Jr's favourite videogame:

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Apr 26

People are likely confused because of reporting from the event.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Apr 12

And yet

NYT headline that describes JD Vance's one-day meeting as "Marathon Peace Talks"

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Feb 25

Yes, no, and would rather die (for that inch)

Jack "Cap" Roonie, Willie Beamen, and Tony D'Amato from Any Given Sunday.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Feb 18

I think they roll him in an open pit and put up the sign:

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jan 8

"Because you are stubborn. And so am I. I will never leave this place. I have left only once in 20 years to go to Giulino, Azzano, to beat the corpse of Mussolini with my own hands."

Mussolini and his friends hanging out together ❤️

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Dec 16

Our tuxedo and our recent addition (this is the first time the older guy let the little guy get close).

A small grey kitten hugs a larger tuxedo cat's neck like he's putting his arm around his shoulder. He is in heaven.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Dec 10

He fucking aced it, bro

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Nov 11

"Clocks, nobody can even draw them."

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Oct 29

Ok thanks. The ESPN pitch tracker is often dodgy so I couldn't really tell. For reference:

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Oct 25

But still:

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Oct 16

Toronto Blue Jays just texted me?

Photo of a text from someone. They have sent a photo of themselves from a hospital bed. The text message underneath says, "I lived bitch."

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Oct 2

David Cross is right about these sickos. Pete Davidson going after they killed his dad in 9/11 should haunt him until his death.

“I mean, how do you even promote that? ‘From the folks that brought you 9/11. Two weeks of laughter in the desert, don’t miss it!’” he said. “I mean, the same guy that’s gonna pay them is the same guy that paid that guy to bone-saw Jamal Khashoggi and put him in a fucking suitcase. But don’t let that stop the yucks, it’s gonna be a good time!”

Cross went on to call out specific names from the lineup, including comedy giants Dave Chappelle, Louie CK and Bill Burr.

“Clearly you guys don’t give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?” Cross added. “All of your bitching about ‘cancel culture’ and ‘freedom of speech’ and all that shit? Done. You don’t get to talk about it ever again. By now we’ve all seen the contract you had to sign.”

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Sep 28

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Sep 24

Based on the screen capture, it appears the result quoted is the AI overview of a web result. I guess it must different from using the API directly. I get a similar AI overview:

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Sep 16

I just subscribed to Vanity Fair to read this. I hope I am not fired

Faced with the prospect of a Kamala Harris presidency, Kirk told his audience that the threat had to be averted because Harris wanted to “kidnap your child via the trans agenda.” Garden-variety transphobia is sadly unremarkable. But Kirk was a master of folding seemingly discordant bigotries into each other, as when he defined “the American way of life” as marriage, home ownership, and child-rearing free of “the lesbian, gay, transgender garbage in their school,” adding that he did not want kids to “have to hear the Muslim call to prayer five times a day.” The American way of life was “Christendom,” Kirk claimed, and Islam—“the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America”—was antithetical to that.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Sep 8

They should have locked him up after this one:

sam altman tweet from July 2023 that reads (insanely):

i was hoping that the oppenheimer movie would inspire a generation of kids to be physicists but it really missed the mark on that.

let's get that movie made!

(i think the social network managed to do this for startup founders.)

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Aug 30

Don't sleep

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Aug 25

Newsom sucks in many ways but contrast his approach to Hakeem Jeffries. June 1st, but appeared to just be a way to buy himself time.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Aug 20

Season 5 of Fargo really nails the childish nature of the modern conservative man.

A quote from Ole Munch in season 5 of Fargo:

"To free himself, the man ate first so others could not. He killed before he was killed. He wanted nothing more, because only kings had the freedom to want. But now everywhere you look, you see kings. Everything they want, they call their own, and if they cannot have it, they say that they are not free. They even pretend their freedom should be free, that it has no cost, but the cost is always death."

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Aug 16

Laura Loomer is pictured (it's actually the Jigsaw puppet from the Saw franchise of films)

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jun 27

Jesse Plemons' character in Civil War asks "what kind of American are you?" while holding an assault rifle.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jun 19

This is the best part of Bluesky. I'll just never see it. I won't get tempted to unhide the post so I can get pulled in: he's just gone.

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jun 18

Corduroy Orbison@underscore-proto· Jun 9

Nailed it, Gavin!