Landfill Collins

@uneasylover

I took the red pill to see reality and Morpheus turned into a pile of laundry

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Landfill Collins@uneasylover· 23d

osama jim laden

black and white sketch of a creature that has osama bin laden's head and a short squat quadrupedal pody

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· 26d

we've discovered the diarrhea homeworld

Excerpt from NYTimes article:

Hypothetically, life could occur in such an environment. In 2020, a team of researchers led by Dr. Seager published a study indicating that yeast and E. coli could survive in an atmosphere of pure helium.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· 27d

Tell me about an ambush? I ambushed you with a venti white mocha, quad shot, 2 shots on bottom, two on top. almond milk, extra hot, caramel drizzle inside the cup, and extra whip cream.

Scene from the movie Ronin where Robert de Niro abushes a phoney tough guy with a cup of coffee

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jul 10

I worked with AI to invent a new food product called Loaf Skin (bread that is only crust) here is a concept picture it generated for me 🔥🚀🥖

A hollowed out load of bread split in half on a plate

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jul 4

On this day 30 years ago it was the mid-90s

Image from TV show Sliders. The longhaired physics student, who was a very mid-90s looking guy with a bass player's facial hair, holding a rolled-up tube containing plans for an atomic bomb. Johnathan Rhys-Davies is partially visible costumed as a Professor type guy wearing a suit.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jul 2

when I looked for a common wording of this quote while writing the post

screenshot of google query page for "what you're doing now you'd be doing in 1930"

AI Overview
As an AI, I wouldn't exist in 1930. Instead of processing digital queries instantly, I would be a room-sized, vacuum-tube computer—or I'd just be a stack of punch cards. The actual work of answering questions would be done by human librarians using physical card catalogs and encyclopedias.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jul 1

$40 and people will believe anything you say about bees

Screenshot of product page for a bee keeper suit. It's all white with a mesh face area so it protects you from bees. says XL size i s $38.99

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jul 1

the beekeeper is goatse confirmed?

man in white jumpsuit for bee keeping in front of green leafy hedge. Their hand looks gloved but upon closer inspection is not and also a goatse wedding ring is visible

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jun 28

made me wonder if there are images only the colorblind can perceive. found a couple but I don't know if it's actually hard for those with normal vision

a field of small colored dots. below is a message: if you can easily see a number here, you are colorblind. as a colorblind person, I can clearly see a number. We'll have to wait for a normal-sighted person to weigh in since I suppose you have a vision impairment if you're reading this.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jun 26

The Scrotum & Ball in a Masonic Hall by Dr Seuss

Screenshot from google maps. Shows a business called "The Scrotum & Ball" set up in a Masonic Hall in Mitchell, South Dakota

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jun 24

this was an insane face for him to make in Executive Decision

From the movie "executive decision". one of the special forces guys is peering around a corner making an insane facial expression like he's busting a huge nut. He's holding a compact machine gun with a long thin suppressor.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jun 18

After many months of research and an aggregate 24 thousand years of computer time I present the first 256 rows of the Fucko Matrix. Very excited to see what the community will do with it 🚀

A matrix of intricate patterns in the default matplotlib color palette

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jun 18

Scene from episode of Sledge Hammer! that's a robocop spoof "Hammeroid". Sledge is costumed like a dopey robot, brandishing his big ass revolver. The captioning says "I am now Hammeroid"

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· Jun 8

finally, a cookbook of recipes for your mom

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 29

Been watching The Outer Limits and made a comic of what I think would be a solid episode

Man in a hospital bed surrounded by medical equipment.
Text:
This cannot be my end.
I will slumber until
a cure is found

Man looking out of cryosleep pod. There's a bunch of steam pouring out.
Text:
I'm awake
So we finally
cured cancer, huh?

Close up of robot head and shoulders with man in pod in background.

robot:
All disease has been eradicated
Humans can live in definitely

pod guy: cool

wider shot reveals the rovot is holding a huge curved sword and has only a single wheel instead of legs.

Robot:
Yes, very cool.
You can stay alive forever
while we torture your penis

pod guy:
Gulp!

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 25

practice drawing with one hand for this one

crude drawing of osama bin laden but he's a hot naked woman

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 24

average obl eyes that I draw

pic of a thrift store shelf. prominently displayed is a commemorative plate for princess Diana which has wonky eyes looking in two directions. I have made her more obl by adding a long wild salt n pepper beard plus signature turban

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 22

day 12 gaming

Drawing of Osama bin laden playing counter strike in a dark room. Sort of looks like B site on dust2.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 20

day 11 they're calling him the man who couldn't draw straight. one day I'll draw symmetrical eyes.

drawing of Osama bin ladens head. He's wearing a turban and a hig old beard.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 19

day 10 it was turning into white obl again so I leaned into it and think it sort of looks like nic cage did a ConAir 9/11 crossover movie. reposting because I left an eye uncolored.

portrait rhat is largely Osama bin laden but also white and sort of looks like nic cage

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 18

sweet dreams everyone

black & white drawing of Osama bin Laden. he's wearing a flowing robe that he's holding partially open, revealing a leg and some pubes. there's an enormous bulge suggesting he has a huge dong

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 17

day 9 learning more about full body poses. obviously the most challenging is sucking your own dick. Leonardo da Vinci drew thousands of figures sucking their own but he was never fully satisfied with the results

drawing of Osama bin Laden doubled over like he's trying but failing to suck his own weiner

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 17

I think I made a New Yorker comic but what's the caption?

drawing of a guy doubled over on a yoga mat trying to suck own dick but not quite making it

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 17

RIP 4x Berlin Pussy Eating Champion

it's famous physicist Albert Einstein. he lost control of his jaw in his later years, causing his huge cousin-pussy eating tongue to always be danglin' out on in the wind

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 17

day 8 For some reason I perceive obl as having a long ass head but I dont think it's really like that

black & white drawing of Osama bin Laden. he's got a real long face in this one. his mouth is also weirdly close to his nose

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 16

Mi esposa que tiene mucho leche. My analytics indicate Spanish speaking breast milk fetishists are under-served when it comes to cartoon pornography

My cartoon wife Proteina. She's naked and shredded, long hair draped over her shoulders. There's a huge spray of milk shooting out of her left nipple.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 16

Day 7 I tried using an app that's actually for drawing (sketchpad) instead of Keep Notes. The only extra tool im using is "smudge" to get smooth shadows. Today's obl is looking up and asking "what the fuck is on my head?" I need to learn how to wrap a turban to understand what's going on up there.

black & white portrait of Osama bin Laden I did with my finger in sketchpad. sort of dark mood, weirdly long head. he has a turban but I dont understand turbans yet so its a weird knot of fabric

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 14

Day 6 white Handsoma bin Laden is back. Looks like he has his own line of salad dressings "OBL's Own". It's hard to capture the cunning contained in his eyes. When I finally gain control of this shit im going to Ground Zero to make my fortune drawing personal obls for tourists.

black and white sketch done in keep notes with my pointer finger. its supposed to be osama bin laden and maybe the lower half looks ok but the upper half sort of looks like Paul Newman in a turban and huge beard.

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 14

thanks I hope it continues. I feel like I'm getting easy newbie gains from watching a couple of vids and putting in a little practice. But I'm already really amused with the weird guys that pop out now when I doodle. Im in my big head period.

sketch of guy that looks like a thumb. he's wearing a collared button up shirt with patch pocket and yoke that extends over the shoulder with visible top stitching

Landfill Collins@uneasylover· May 14

Day 5 Apologies to the cia. I had no idea how hard it was to capture obl. This guy could also be a terrorist, i guess. Im calling him "Mr Intelligence"