𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝

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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 16d

Some of my Palisade peaches smushed on the way back from the farmer's market, so I made a compote out of them. Then I had trouble storing it all which resulted in this amazing peach shandy I just made. 🍑

A can of Leinenkugel summer shandy, and behind it a beautiful foamy orange drink in a tall glass mug.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 17d

JAMES, HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

James Sunderland bout to plunge his whole arm into unspeakable gook in a toilet

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 18d

The deets as summarized on the update.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 22d

Something very cool arrived in the mail! @wiswell.bsky.social

A hardcover book called The Dragon Has Some Complaints. The cover art includes three dragon heads with very different personalities. One of the heads is happily being petted by a girl with long blonde hair

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 22d

Went to Interview With The Vampire drag show last night and these are the kinds of pictures that happen after I've been drinking too much vodka cranberry out of a blood bag

Some attractive people standing in front of a poster of Lestat De Lioncourt in their finest vampire outfits

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 25d

I'm also really good at adopting uncomfortable sitting positions in bed what of it

A drawing of a velociraptor crunched into a shrimp-like shape on a bed. Her face is very guilty as if someone is yelling at her about it off camera.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 27d

Do your civic duty 🫡 @fangoria.bsky.social #ChainsawAwards #MutantFam

A sticker for the 2026 Fangoria Chainsaw Awards which says I Voted

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· 29d

I'm on the floor, this news is honest to God fucking me up

Sam Neill in a red plaid jacket, holding a cute white duck with a red face. The two are proudly posing in front of a mountain and lake.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jul 11

It's probably the color I use the most!

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jul 11

Happy #JoeBobsSavageSummer from Colorado!! I don't like beer so I might be taking a gamble on this one, but I'm a stickler for good graphic design and this was the most Summer Thing I've ever seen. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

A girl with silver hair wearing TLDI shirt and holding a summer shandy beer is standing in a beautiful sunny garden with blue cornflowers

Another pic of the Leinenkrugel beer in front of some equally yellow flowers in the garden

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jul 8

Worked hard, time for my treat

The cover of the newest documentary Aliens Expanded about the making of the movie Aliens

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jul 7

My founding fathers

The members of the Fellowship Of The Ring standing together shortly after the fellowship was formed in Rivendell

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jul 3

It time

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 29

Share one of your favorite movie posters. I love a Richard Amsel one any day.

The movie poster for Agatha Christie's Murder On The Orient Express. The cast is hand drawn and painted around negative space which forms the shape of a dagger. The hilt of the dagger is created with a train racing forward.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 29

Happy Pride from Denver! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

A girl with silver hair and blue eyes is standing on a long rainbow rug

A girl with silver hair and pink eyeshadow is wearing a pride shirt with a barcode on it in bisexual flag colors

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 27

Oh uh, well See the thing is ... Mine's metal so I'm superior to the other capitalists for some reason 😆

A coffin shaped popcorn bucket with a hard cider, a box of Cheez-Its and an orange plastic skull

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 24

Truly, and the odontoid in particular is so weird

A man is laying on a table with his mouth gaping open. A pointer is demonstrating where an x-ray beam would enter his mouth. There is a dumb wedge sponge behind his head and a blue lead apron draped for no reason over his chest.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 23

If you run out of room on your drawing paper, it's okay to tape another piece of paper behind it to make a little more room for yourself. Don't feel like you gotta squish the anatomy on there just because you started a little too high or too low.

A finger points at the spot on a drawing where the first piece of paper meets the second piece of paper.

A finger points to another pencil drawing at the spot where one piece of paper meets the second piece of paper

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 18

It's too hot to think so Would smash

A picture of Tigress from Kung Fu panda wearing a beautifully embroidered red and gold Tang suit. Her expression is challenging and bit saucy.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 18

Visiting family when I already accidentally completely ran out of social battery like

A guilty Labrador Retriever grinning near some food packages it almost certainly was chewing on seconds before

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 14

Made it through my first week of Project Chrysalis (aka starting my clinician supervised and medicated weight loss journey)

A screenshot from Videodrome in which a gorgeous woman glowing red proclaims "To become the new flesh, you first have to kill the old flesh."

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 10

We used to be a real country.

Sora with his spiky hair and silly little outfit stands on the beach. A salt popsicle hangs from his mouth. The tide has rolled in and is splashing around Sora's feet as his clothes blow in the breeze. The general softness of the color evokes watercolor and summertime.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· Jun 10

Should just go full HR Giger Harkonnen castle on that thing. Keep it honest.

A gun turret mounted on a moveable track atop a dreary colored dome. The turret looks like a bloated sleeping face. Everything was airbrushed.

An enormous dome with an arm built down the side which is holding a formidable black rifle. A bulbous head sits atop the dome. Tubes branch off around the structure, surrounded by dead bodies. The entire art piece is airbrushed in grey.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 22

Vinegar Syndrome Haul of today ✨

Several DVDs and blu-rays of horror movies including:
Creepshow
Dark Star
Demon Knight
The Stendhal Syndrome
The Changeling
The Howling
The Amityville Horror
The Descent
From Beyond

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 21

Kinda just needed a new pinned post so uh yea I love xenomorphs

Girl with silver hair holds a red alien queen NECA figure with love and care in an industrial wasteland.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 20

I won't hesitate bitch

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 19

On the topic of Features Women Find Completely Irresistible And Men Just Don't Get It: May I humbly present smiling lines on Hayden Christianson circa 2026

Hayden Christianson smiling on the Empire State Building while wearing a grey tweed suit.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 19

I mean obviously Benoit Blanc is gay, but what are we supposed to do in the face of impeccable fashion and a Kentucky Fried Foghorn Leghorn Drawl?

Benoit Blanc lounges in a very dark academia flavored chair gazing off camera either deep in contemplation or with an expression of absolute sluttiness, it's unclear.

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 18

Watching 47 Meters Down and it's so weird to see Matthew Modine as any other character besides Dr Brenner.

Older man with a bandana over his hair smiling down at something off camera

𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝@unicornteeth· May 18

Got to see some special people and also like, 30+ boobs on the big screen! I'm always SO shy meeting well-known people. And other Mutants. I never know what to do or say! But I'm glad I got to talk to Joe Bob and Darcy when the fate of the show is so uncertain. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn